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Yeah, Instagram is bad for our mental health, but what about Outlook?

4 days ago

“People you may know” and it’s someone I would set on fire.

1 week ago

“Stalking”. God forbid I have access to public information and know how to utilize my resources.

2 weeks ago

“Likes your story” is a declaration of love.

2 weeks ago

I see you liked my selfie, but what about my ideas?

2 weeks ago

Unfollowers, take me with you!

2 weeks ago

Liking a post I don’t understand just to impress the algorithm.

2 weeks ago

They should make a Wikipedia for normal people. I should be able to google my barista.

2 weeks ago

The world would be a much nicer place if we just turn off the news.

2 weeks ago

TikTok? I still call it a watch.

1 month ago

People delete their social media and start acting like they got a master’s degree in maturity.

1 month ago

“I don’t care!”, he posted, again.

1 month ago

By the power vested in me by Facebook, I now pronounce you unfriended and restricted. You may now kiss my butt.

1 month ago

Shoutout to all ladies dating silently without making noise on social media. May God give you another man as a bonus.

1 month ago

Venmo is my favorite social media site. I love to see my boy John charge his wife for Martinis.

1 month ago

Prepare your kids for social media by putting their artwork on the fridge and writing a bunch of mean comments under it.

1 month ago

My OnlyFans is just me loading the dishwasher correctly.

1 month ago

I be skipping everyone’s stories but watch mine like 20 times.

1 month ago

If she doesn’t post you, take her phone, go live and introduce yourself!

1 month ago

Everyone hates drama, yet somehow the tabloids remain in business.

1 month ago