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Updated: Mar 13, 2026

 

 

 

 

560 Funny media quotes

Funny media quotes highlight the hilarious side of today’s digital world! 📱😂 Whether it’s getting lost in endless scrolling, mixing up social media posts, or laughing at over-the-top headlines, these quotes remind us that the media is often just as funny as it is informative. Get ready to laugh at the world through the lens of social feeds and news flashes! 📰😆📲

Why is everybody on LinkedIn thrilled all the time?

Posted onMar 8, 2026Mar 8, 2026

I post for my other personalities. They’re huge fans.

Posted onMar 7, 2026Mar 7, 2026

First in my bloodline to scroll Twitter for hours.

Posted onMar 4, 2026Mar 4, 2026

Twitter will always be your best app if you’re single, funny, or just depressed.

Posted onFeb 3, 2026

Using Twitter as a semi-vague posting journal for memory purposes.

Posted onFeb 3, 2026

People who don’t have Twitter are trying to show you stuff you laughed at a month ago.

Posted onFeb 3, 2026

I was born in the right generation. I love bedrotting and scrolling through Twitter all day.

Posted onFeb 3, 2026

It’s so unrealistic for me to delete WhatsApp, but man, I’d love to do it.

Posted onFeb 3, 2026

Viewing everyone’s stories like the morning paper.

Posted onFeb 3, 2026

Twitter is my serious account, the funny one is my bank account.

Posted onFeb 3, 2026

Twitter is cigarette for the eyes.

Posted onFeb 3, 2026

Life isn’t funny, why should my posts be?

Posted onFeb 3, 2026

Dear algorithm, please show this post only to smart people with a refined sense of beauty.

Posted onFeb 3, 2026

Dear algo, please only show this post to benevolent aliens.

Posted onFeb 3, 2026

Babe, you have to believe me. I followed that porn star because I like her political views.

Posted onFeb 3, 2026

You’re still ragebaiting? Everyone is on vagueposting now. Keep up.

Posted onFeb 3, 2026

Scrolling to your birth year is a humiliation ritual.

Posted onFeb 3, 2026

Deleting university to focus on Twitter.

Posted onFeb 3, 2026

Commenting “This could be us” on her pics with her boyfriend.

Posted onFeb 3, 2026

How do people post 25 times a day? The only thing I can do 25 times a day is pee.

Posted onFeb 3, 2026

Social media needs to crash for like a year so society can recalibrate.

Posted onFeb 3, 2026

Commenting “AI slop” under pictures of my friends’ kids opening presents.

Posted onFeb 3, 2026

Having a girlfriend who doesn’t post herself on social media is an underrated blessing.

Posted onFeb 3, 2026

Commenting “Obviously AI” on pictures of happy couples.

Posted onFeb 3, 2026

Twitter is basically introverts gone wild.

Posted onFeb 3, 2026

Instagram should let you extend the run of one story for another 24 hours if the intended target didn’t see it.

Posted onFeb 3, 2026

The year flies by when you’re scrolling.

Posted onFeb 3, 2026

The female ability to be able to guess exactly which girl it is out of his 740 following.

Posted onFeb 3, 2026

Your DM doesn’t match the Bible quote in your bio. Uh-oh.

Posted onFeb 3, 2026

They should invent a Twitter where the timeline doesn’t refresh against your will.

Posted onFeb 3, 2026

You can’t fix stupid, but you can watch it in action on social media every day.

Posted onFeb 3, 2026

When women get to a certain weight, you’ll notice they change their social media profile pictures to flowers, cats, or dogs.

Posted onFeb 3, 2026

No ChatGPT for me, thanks. I will be asking Liam Gallagher on Twitter.

Posted onFeb 3, 2026

Took a break from social media because my cat was asleep on my phone.

Posted onFeb 3, 2026

Commenting “humiliation ritual” on a pic of my friend out with his family.

Posted onFeb 3, 2026

“Some things are better left unsaid,” I think to myself immediately after I hit send.

Posted onFeb 3, 2026

Musk goes “exactly,” and it’s the stupidest tweet you’ve ever read in your entire life.

Posted onFeb 3, 2026

Facebook is extremely over-engineered for a birthday reminder app.

Posted onFeb 3, 2026

Sorry, babe, can’t right now. The group chat is active, and I’m trying to get my joke in before they change topics.

Posted onFeb 3, 2026

There is a grave concern that this post will produce zero likes.

Posted onFeb 3, 2026

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