24 Funny mirror quotes — Wordgag ツ

If you say my name three times in the mirror, I show up and kiss you on the forehead.

2 months ago2 months ago

This morning, like every morning, he practiced his quick draw of his finger guns in the bathroom mirror, because you just never know.

3 months ago3 months ago

It’s fun getting room service. I just love eating a $19 hamburger at a desk in front of a mirror.

3 months ago3 months ago

Sorry for acting weird. It’s just that I mirror people, and you were being weird first.

3 months ago3 months ago

My bathroom mirror after a long party weekend: “Girl, those vitamins can’t help you now.”

3 months ago3 months ago

“Thug life,” I whisper to myself as I check out my sunglasses in the mirror.

5 months ago5 months ago

I hate it when I go to hug someone sexy and hit my head on the mirror.

Mar 22, 2025Mar 22, 2025

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.

Mar 18, 2025

I was just viciously body shamed by my mirror.

Mar 18, 2025

Are you there, bathroom walls, ceiling, floor, mirror, sink, and towels? It’s me, the kids toothpaste.

Mar 15, 2025Mar 15, 2025

Marry someone the same size as you to avoid decades of annoyance adjusting the seats and mirrors in the car.

Feb 25, 2025

Woke up, twerked in the mirror and laid back down.

Jan 28, 2025

My mirror needs a screenshot button.

Jan 28, 2025

It must be hard for a vampire to floss their fangs when they can’t see their reflection in a mirror.

Jan 27, 2025

Kids be like: “Nice bathroom mirror. It would be a shame if I spat toothpaste all over it.”

Jan 26, 2025

I haven’t broken a mirror lately, but my water broke and I’ve had seven years of kids crawling into my bed.

Jan 26, 2025

Imagine being a bald vampire and every time you walk by a mirror your toupée is just floating.

Jan 25, 2025

We all know that mirrors don’t lie. I’m just very grateful that they don’t laugh.

Jan 22, 2025

I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror this morning, so I guess once again my personality will be doing all the work today.

Jan 22, 2025

I have a question and my question is, how can I look so cute in the mirror but like such a baked potato in pictures?

Jan 22, 2025