19 Funny mirror quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: “Thug life,” I whisper to myself as I check out my sunglasses in the mirror.

  Commentary:
  "When you have to be home by 9 but look like you belong on a movie poster! 😎✨ #ThugLifeInTheMaking"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I hate it when I go to hug someone sexy and hit my head on the mirror.

  Commentary:
  😂🙈 Mirror: 1, Me: 0! Looks like that mirror got more action than I did! Who knew getting cozy with your reflection could be so hazardous? Maybe next time, wear a helmet for those steamy encounters! #SelfLoveGoneWrong

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  3 months ago

  Share →: My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.

  Commentary:
  Well, that's one way to follow the doctor's orders! 🍹🪞 Who knew self-reflection could be so intoxicating? Maybe the real question is: does the mirror judge your choice of cocktail? 🤔😄 Remember, it's all about perspective… and a good sense of humor! Cheers to seeing eye to eye with yourself! 🥂✨

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I was just viciously body shamed by my mirror.

  Commentary:
  Oh mirror, mirror on the wall, why you gotta make me feel so small? 💔 Maybe the mirror needs some glasses to see how truly fabulous you are! 💁‍♀️ Remember, beauty is in the eye of the beholder… and sometimes that beholder needs a reality check! 😂 Mirror, mirror, go easy on my ego next time! 🪞 #MirrorMirrorOnTheWall #BodyShamingDrama

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Are you there, bathroom walls, ceiling, floor, mirror, sink, and towels? It’s me, the kids toothpaste.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the kids' toothpaste is holding a daily meeting with the entire bathroom crew! 🚽🪞🧼 Maybe they're discussing their plan for world domination, one minty fresh smile at a time! 😄🦷"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Marry someone the same size as you to avoid decades of annoyance adjusting the seats and mirrors in the car.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that the secret to marital bliss was simply finding someone who doesn't mess with your car settings? Forget love and compatibility, just make sure they can reach the pedals without moving the seat!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Woke up, twerked in the mirror and laid back down.

  Commentary:
  "Starting the day with a fierce twerk and some self-love, because why not? 💃🪞💤 Who needs coffee when you've got that kind of energy boost! 😂 #MorningMotivation"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My mirror needs a screenshot button.

  Commentary:
  "Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the selfie queen of them all? 🤳💁‍♀️ If only mirrors had a screenshot button, we could capture every flawless moment! #MirrorGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It must be hard for a vampire to floss their fangs when they can’t see their reflection in a mirror.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine the struggle for a vampire trying to achieve that perfect smile! No wonder they're always in a bad mood 😬🧛‍♂️ #VampireProblems"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Kids be like: “Nice bathroom mirror. It would be a shame if I spat toothpaste all over it.”

  Commentary:
  Oh, the audacity of kids and their toothpaste art 🤦‍♂️🦷 It's like they see a mirror as a blank canvas just begging for some minty fresh décor! 🖼️😂 #ParentingLife

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