Woke up, twerked in the mirror and laid back down.

Woke up, twerked in the mirror and laid back down.

Commentary:
"Starting the day with a fierce twerk and some self-love, because why not? 💃🪞💤 Who needs coffee when you've got that kind of energy boost! 😂 #MorningMotivation"

My mirror needs a screenshot button.

My mirror needs a screenshot button.

Commentary:
"Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the selfie queen of them all? 🤳💁‍♀️ If only mirrors had a screenshot button, we could capture every flawless moment! #MirrorGoals"

It must be hard for a vampire to floss their fangs when they canโ€™t see their reflection in a mirror.

It must be hard for a vampire to floss their fangs when they canโ€™t see their reflection in a mirror.

Commentary:
"Imagine the struggle for a vampire trying to achieve that perfect smile! No wonder they're always in a bad mood 😬🧛‍♂️ #VampireProblems"

Kids be like: โ€œNice bathroom mirror. It would be a shame if I spat toothpaste all over it.โ€

Kids be like: โ€œNice bathroom mirror. It would be a shame if I spat toothpaste all over it.โ€

Commentary:
Oh, the audacity of kids and their toothpaste art 🤦‍♂️🦷 It's like they see a mirror as a blank canvas just begging for some minty fresh décor! 🖼️😂 #ParentingLife

I havenโ€™t broken a mirror lately, but my water broke and Iโ€™ve had seven years of kids crawling into my bed.

I havenโ€™t broken a mirror lately, but my water broke and Iโ€™ve had seven years of kids crawling into my bed.

Commentary:
Oh, so that's the new formula for seven years of bad luck? 😂 Sounds like you've upgraded from just breaking mirrors to breaking waters! 🤰👶 Better stock up on those extra-large bedsheets! 🛏️ #ParentingStruggles

Imagine being a bald vampire and every time you walk by a mirror your toupรฉe is just floating.

Imagine being a bald vampire and every time you walk by a mirror your toupรฉe is just floating.

Commentary:
"Who knew being undead could come with a bad hair day every day? 😂🧛‍♂️ #VampireStruggles"

We all know that mirrors don't lie. I'm just very grateful that they don't laugh.

We all know that mirrors don’t lie. I’m just very grateful that they don’t laugh.

Commentary:
"Mirrors may not laugh, but they definitely have a killer poker face 🃏. Thank goodness for that, or we'd never hear the end of it! 😅"

I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror this morning, so I guess once again my personality will be doing all the work today.

I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror this morning, so I guess once again my personality will be doing all the work today.

Commentary:
"Mirror, mirror on the wall, why work hard at all? 😄 Looks like today, it's personality for the win! 💁‍♂️ #LetPersonalityShine"

I have a question and my question is, how can I look so cute in the mirror but like such a baked potato in pictures?

I have a question and my question is, how can I look so cute in the mirror but like such a baked potato in pictures?

Commentary:
🤔💁‍♀️ "Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the cutest of them all? Wait, what do you mean I transform into a baked potato in photos? 🥔📸 Maybe I need to switch my selfie game to 'bake' to perfection! 😂 #BakedPotatoAesthetic"

The quickest way to double your money is to hold it in front of a mirror.

The quickest way to double your money is to hold it in front of a mirror.

Commentary:
"Looking to double your money in a flash? Just hold it up to a mirror and watch that reflection multiply like magic! 💸✨ Who knew finance could be this fun and easy? 😂"