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Someone from 🇸🇴 has copied:

I keep all my valuables near the front door so if burglars breaks in during the night they will not wake me up.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has downloaded:

Cats spend two-thirds of their lives sleeping, and the other third making viral videos.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has bookmarked:

How my weekend was? Light, dark, light, dark, Monday.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has copied:

Girl who is still crazy: I was crazy back then.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

The best part about having a crush is when they crush all your hopes and dreams.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

I haven’t even gone to bed yet and I already can’t wait to get home from work tomorrow.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has shared:

Be nice to your children’s teachers. Especially elementary ones, cause kids have loose lips and that teacher has all the dirt on you.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has downloaded:

Sometimes the universe puts you in the same situations again to see if you’re still an idiot.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has viewed:

If you see me in public, it’s AI.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

I feel like smashing my phone would be cathartic.

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Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Messenger:

My wife is pretty excited about going away this weekend so I’m not sure she knows I’m coming with her.

Freshly posted on X:

Iced coffee and crying, the most Californian afternoon.

Just landed via Reddit:

I know that we aren’t supposed to self diagnose but I’ve googled all of my symptoms and I’m fairly sure I’m a raccoon.

Seen just now on Twitch:

That “meeting canceled” ping is a gift from the Gods.

Just shared via Instagram:

I remember when the only in-flight movie choices were either you watched or you didn’t.

Broadcasted on Threads:

I hate being around people who mistake my childlike wonder as naivety or weakness. I am simply a war general who loves to giggle.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I Knew Better, But I Did It Anyway: A Memoir

Just landed via Reddit:

You tell people you’re not trying to drink and they act like you just turned down 100k.

Spotted on Facebook:

Maybe if we paid our streaming services even more, they could stop jacking up the volume on the commercials they make us watch, even though we are paying for the service.

Making waves on Discord:

The Bachelor is like “Meet Savannah from Brooklyn, Madison from Savannah, Brooklyn from Madison”

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61 shares on Pinterest this month:

And are the people who find you “hilarious” in the room with us now?

17 shares on Messenger this month:

I am deeply overwhelmed and yet incredibly bored at the same time.

95 shares on Telegram this month:

I don’t really care how you met your partner. Tell me about how you met your nemesis.

75 shares on Discord this month:

I hope my email finds you enraged.

42 shares on Facebook this month:

Dear algorithm, only show this post to the most attractive and successful people.

89 shares on Telegram this month:

Channeling my inner forest ghost: hauntingly fabulous and slightly lost.

23 shares on Pinterest this month:

I wish I was a cat, because the fatter you are, the more people like you.

55 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I highly recommend having hobbies, it distracts you from falling in love unnecessarily.

59 shares on WeChat this month:

Nobody knows my next move. Not even me.

44 shares on Reddit this month:

Perks of dating me: you will be the hot one.

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You don’t see people giving bunny ears in photos anymore.

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Hey, boy, are you the worst-case scenario? Because you’re all I think about.

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I will marry a man who treats me delicately as if I’m a gift straight from heaven.

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Had an interview today, and my belly rumbled. The lady goes, “Missed lunch?” I told her, “Nah, I’m hungry for success!”

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The females who don’t go through phones will definitely find out through dreams.

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Every time I use self-checkout, the person in front of me has never used self-checkout, touchscreens, or money before.

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What do you even say when someone knocks on your bathroom stall … like, what’s the protocol?

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I’m chronically online in a different and more sophisticated way than you are.

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My favorite part of football is when they feed the players water like they’re hamsters.

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All my life choices led me to this post right here, and if that’s not an indictment of free will, I don’t know what is.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇷 has shared:

I’m just another dysfunctional train wreck barreling down the tracks with a smile.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has bookmarked:

Let’s drink some whiskey and say too much.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has downloaded:

Celebrating President’s Day by not doing anything I promised I would.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has downloaded:

Take me back to the night we met so I can never give you a chance.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has bookmarked:

I’ve never seen a Cybertruck with anyone in the passenger seat.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

Pepsi & Coca-Cola can’t even be in the same restaurant… and we want world peace.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has downloaded:

I’m actually really good looking if you don’t look at me.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has copied:

Let’s lay on the couch together, play on our phones, and ignore each other, babe.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has copied:

Monday holds the record for being the worst day of the week.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has bookmarked:

My dream DUI is driving a Saab through the Great British Bake Off tent.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Telegram:

Having long hair as a guy is so scary because some days I look like the charming lead of a classic film from the 80s, and other days I look like a Discord mod that runs his Magic: The Gathering group like the Navy.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Tariff this, tariff that. When is somebody gonna tariff my clothes and kiss me?

Shared recently on X:

What doesn’t kill you makes you weird at intimacy.

Spotted on X:

There should be an Olympics where athletes can take as many drugs as they want. Like, to hell with y’all, let’s see how high humans can really jump.

Making waves on Telegram:

About to form my very first opinion.

Going viral on Reddit:

Girls be like “forget it, I’m fine” then set your house on fire.

Going viral on Twitch:

Doctor said I am terminally chill.

Broadcasted on X:

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Every few months, the urge to eat buttered toast will possess you.

Making waves on WeChat:

Baby, no job is ever that serious for you to be a work snitch.

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