Funny mortality quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Remember you are dust and, after you send this email, to dust you shall return.

  Commentary:
  "Just sent the email! Now let's hope I don't get carried away by a gust of wind. 💨📧😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Just seen the cost of funerals and no wonder people are living longer.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the hefty price tag on funerals is the ultimate anti-aging remedy! 💸⏳ Who knew the fear of funeral bills could add years to your life? 😂 #LifeHacks"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

  Commentary:
  "Health nuts – the irony is strong with this one! 🥦🤦‍♂️ Who knew that all those kale smoothies would lead to a showdown with a stale hospital menu? 🏥😂 Remember folks, everything in moderation, even moderation itself! 🍔😜"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: At my funeral, take the bouquet off my casket and throw it in the crowd to see who next.

  Commentary:
  "Here lies a real crowd-pleaser! 💐🎉 Who's up for catching the bouquet and continuing this wild ride of life? 😉 #FuneralGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: One year closer to whatever age my obituary will say.

  Commentary:
  "Cheers to getting one step closer to getting that perfect obituary written! 🎉😅 #AgingGracefully"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Films and television have led me to believe that masquerade balls have a higher mortality rate than most wars.

  Commentary:
  "According to the entertainment industry, attending a masquerade ball is a high-stakes affair with more danger than a battlefield! 🎭💃 Who knew donning a fancy mask could be riskier than dodging bullets? 🎥😄 #BallroomBattles"

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