Commentary:
I'm at the stage where future plans are more of a 'let's-see-if-I-make-it-that-far' mystery novel 📅🔍💀
Funny mortality quotes
I woke up again, it’s pathetic how much death fears me.
It is so weird that every single one of us is going to die, and we are not nicer to each other.
80 years from now, this comment section will be full of dead people. Write anything you want.
Remember you are dust and, after you send this email, to dust you shall return.
Just seen the cost of funerals and no wonder people are living longer.
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
At my funeral, take the bouquet off my casket and throw it in the crowd to see who next.
One year closer to whatever age my obituary will say.
