Funny mortality quotes

• 80 years from now, this comment section will be full of dead people. Write anything you want.

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  1 month ago

  age, anything, comment, comment section, dark, dark humor, dead, death, full, future, humor, humor quote, internet, mortality, people, sarcasm, section, time, want

• Remember you are dust and, after you send this email, to dust you shall return.

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  1 month ago

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• Just seen the cost of funerals and no wonder people are living longer.

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  1 month ago

  cost, expenses, funeral, humor, just, life, living, longer, mortality, people, seen, wonder

• Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

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  1 month ago

  dying, fitness, health, health nut, hospital, humor, irony, lifestyle, lying, mortality, nothing, nut, sarcasm, someday, stupid

• At my funeral, take the bouquet off my casket and throw it in the crowd to see who next.

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  bouquet, casket, crowd, dark, dark humor, funeral, humor, mortality, next, prank, take, throw

• One year closer to whatever age my obituary will say.

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  1 month ago

  age, birthday, closer, humor, life, mortality, obituary, reflection, say, time, whatever, year

• Films and television have led me to believe that masquerade balls have a higher mortality rate than most wars.

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  1 month ago

  ball, balls, believe, entertainment, film, humor, led, masquerade, me, mortality, rate, television, war, wars

• Getting to the age where I’m like, “Oh, hopefully I’ll be dead by then.”

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  3 months ago

  age, aging, dark, dark humor, dead, getting, humor, middle, middle age, mortality, oh, pessimism, sarcasm, where

• I woke up again, it’s pathetic how much death fears me.

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  5 months ago

  again, death, fear, fears, humor, i, life, me, mortality, much, pathetic, sarcasm, waking, waking up, woke

• It is so weird that every single one of us is going to die, and we are not nicer to each other.

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  5 months ago

  behavior, death, die, every, going, humanity, irony, kindness, mortality, nicer, single, social, social behavior, us, weird

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