Funny quotes mortality

Funny mortality quotes

Just seen the cost of funerals and no wonder people are living longer.

3 days ago

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

4 weeks ago

At my funeral, take the bouquet off my casket and throw it in the crowd to see who next.

2 months ago

One year closer to whatever age my obituary will say.

3 months ago

Films and television have led me to believe that masquerade balls have a higher mortality rate than most wars.

3 months ago