17 Funny notice quotes

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  23 hours ago

  View →: I noticed you haven’t posted in a few weeks, and just wanted to thank you.
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  2 months ago

  View →: Pretending you don’t notice people staring at you is a skill.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Every time I watch “The Godfather”, I notice some new detail (they’re Italian???).
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  3 months ago

  View →: Don’t worry, nobody noticed the weird thing you did. They’re too busy with the weird thing you said.
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  3 months ago

  View →: I can relate to the stock market because I am always about to crash at a moment’s notice.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Notice how you don’t catch me in public, it’s because i’m not real.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Imagine hating me and I don’t notice.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I like how “energy bars” are really just candy bars, and we all pretend to not notice.
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  4 months ago

  View →: The older I get, the more I appreciate people who pretend not to notice me when they see me out in public.
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  5 months ago

  View →: If I got possessed demonically, I wouldn’t even notice it. With everything else I’ve got going on.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Notice how ghosts never wear fitted sheets?
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  5 months ago

  View →: Ever notice how many towns are named after their water tower?
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  5 months ago

  View →: As I’m moonwalking away, they didn’t even notice I had stolen a brownie.
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  5 months ago

  View →: The worst thing you can do when you notice your kids are playing nicely together is telling them that they’re playing nicely together.
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  5 months ago

  View →: You ever notice how when you get home from food shopping, the kids turn into airport security?
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  5 months ago

  View →: Put my too-weak notice in at the gym.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Due to intense brain fog all of my thoughts have been grounded until further notice.

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