343 Funny observation quotes

• Rich people go to parties. It’s what they do, and somehow we must all watch videos of it.

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• I hate it when I take a picture of myself and see 20 years of bad eating habits and no exercise.

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• I’m like … if parking too far away from the curb was a person.

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• Every grocery store becomes an escape room if you see someone you know.

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• The older I get, the more I understand why roosters just scream to start their day.

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• People are too judgmental these days… I can tell just by looking at them.

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• Do you think birds, once they get older, start people-watching?

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• Seeing a beautiful woman drink her beer is like witnessing an angel take flight.

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• I’ve been reading the room for 20 minutes. It’s not looking so good.

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  20, awkward, discomfort, good, humor, joke, looking, minutes, observation, reading, room, social

• The concept of dominant hands is hilarious to me. That one of our hands is just like, “No, I’m not helping.”

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