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Sounds like their sense of direction comes with a "splash" of adventure! ππΊοΈπ
995 Funny people quotes
There will always be miserable people inviting you to their misery.
Anyone else smile at old people just to show that youβre one of the good ones.
Fun prank: make people study for 16 years, and then donβt give them jobs.
I’m like a semicolon, most people don’t know what to do with me.
If you want people to have kind words when you pass, you should say kind words when youβre alive.
Some people shop for designer heels. I shop for nonstop flight deals.
The longer you go without something, the more comfortable you become without it. That goes for people, too.
It’s actually crazy we figured out how to grow real diamonds that are cheaper and better quality than the real thing, and so many people are still like, no thanks, the suffering is what makes it special.
