277 Funny phone quotes

• I hate when you leave your phone on the side, and it brings up that red evil clock.

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  3 weeks ago

  annoyance, clock, distraction, evil, hate, i, leave, phone, red, side, technology

• If you haven’t felt old yet today, try explaining to a teenager how little kids used to sit on a phone book at dinner to be able to reach the table.

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  3 weeks ago

  able, age, book, childhood, dinner, explaining, humor, kids, little, nostalgia, old, phone, phone book, reach, sit, table, teenager, today, try, used

• Phone is a cigarette for eyes.

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  3 weeks ago

  addiction, cigarette, eye, eyes, eyesight, humor, metaphor, phone, screen, screen time, technology, time

• Going out with 38% battery and no boyfriend.

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  3 weeks ago

  battery, boyfriend, dating, going, going out, humor, independence, phone, relationship, single

• Do you ever cycle through the same 4 apps on your phone over and over again, and feel like a tiger pacing its cage at the zoo?

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  3 weeks ago

  4, addiction, again, app, apps, boredom, cage, cycle, ever, feel, over, pacing, phone, phone addiction, repetition, same, through, tiger, zoo

• No, I can’t tonight. I already have plans to look at my phone somewhere else.

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  3 weeks ago

  else, excuse, humor, i, irony, life, phone, plans, procrastination, social, social life, somewhere, tonight

• The only thing that drains faster than my phone battery is my bank account.

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  3 weeks ago

  account, bank, bank account, battery, comparison, drain, faster, finance, humor, money, only, phone, phone battery, spending, technology, thing

• Born to screenshot everything and never look at it again.

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  3 weeks ago

  again, born, digital, everything, habit, humor, media, memory, never, phone, procrastination, screenshot, social, social media, technology

• Phones are wild… we really just sit around tapping glass all day.

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  3 weeks ago

  addiction, around, day, glass, humor, just, life, modern, modern life, phone, phones, screen, sit, smartphone, tapping, technology, wild

• It’s a fabulous time to be alive if you love: verification codes, verifying your email, yelling ‘REAL PERSON’ into a phone at a robot, reading nightmarish news all day, every day, hot.

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  3 weeks ago

  alive, call, code, codes, day, email, email verification, every, fabulous, frustration, hot, humor, life, love, modern, modern life, news, nightmare, person, phone, phone call, reading, real, robot, time, verification, verification code, yelling

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