31 Funny posts quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Y’all liking my posts feels like a little forehead kiss.

  Commentary:
  Ah, getting likes on your social media posts is the modern-day equivalent of a sweet forehead kiss. 💕 It's the digital affection we all crave in this virtual world! So go ahead, spread those forehead kisses by liking away! 😘📱 #DigitalKisses #SocialMediaLove

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If I’ve offended you with my posts, I humbly apologize, I honestly did not think you could read.

  Commentary:
  Oh dear, it seems like the internet can be a dangerous place for assumptions! 🙈 If emojis could talk, I bet they'd say "Remember, the screen doesn't hide all!" 📱😅 Always a good reminder to think twice before hitting that post button!

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Always funny to see motivational posts from people I know are toxic in real life.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the irony of witnessing toxic positivity in action! 🙄 It's like watching a snake oil salesman talk about wellness. 🐍😂 Just smile and wave, folks!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If you think voting is pointless wait until you hear about writing posts here.

  Commentary:
  "🗳️ If you think voting is pointless, wait until you hear about writing posts here… where your opinions are like a drop in the ocean, and your witty comebacks have a shelf life shorter than a mayfly's morning coffee ☕️💬 Keep on typing, digital warriors, someday the memes shall inherit the Earth! 💻🌍"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Once you realize I’m an idiot, my posts start to make a lot more sense.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the wisdom of the self-proclaimed idiot! 🤪 Embracing one's foolishness is the first step to enlightenment…or at least in having your posts finally understood! 🙃"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Not being able to see Likes on posts is a tragedy. Love it when two people are arguing and you can see all their little backup dancers.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the invisible Like button strikes again! It's like watching a showdown with a troop of tiny supporters doing the wave in the background 🕺🙌💃. Who needs popcorn when you have backup dancers keeping the drama alive! 🎭🌟 #SocialMediaEntertainment"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Can’t, trying to piece together today’s news from social media posts.

  Commentary:
  "Me trying to make sense of today's news like 🤯🔍, except all I see are memes and cat videos 🐱📰 #TheStruggleIsReal"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If you think one of my posts is about you, it isn’t. Except this one.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic social media mystery: Are they talking about me or nah? 🤔 Just remember, not everything is about you…except maybe this post. It's like a virtual game of hide and seek, but with a sprinkle of sass! 😉 #SocialMediaDrama

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Took a bunch of Ibuprofen to keep my posts from being too inflammatory.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone has got their dose of Ibuprofen ready to keep those posts nice and chilled! 😂🔥 Remember, a little bit of humor is the best anti-inflammatory out there! #KeepItCool

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My soulmate probably seen my posts and deleted me.

  Commentary:
  Looks like your soulmate hit the "unfriend" button instead of the "reply with love" one 😂💔 But hey, who needs soulmates when you've got memes, right? Keep those posts coming and maybe they'll come crawling back for more! 🤷‍♂️📱

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