31 Funny preparation quotes

• The breathing exercises from the birth preparation course are only needed once the child has reached puberty.

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• I have a date and nothing to wear. Or as Nietzsche said: If you stare into a closet long enough, the closet stares back at you.

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• I see WWIII is about to kick off again. I’d best cancel the milk and get the cat in.

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• It always takes me an hour to get ready. 45 minutes for doing nothing and 15 hectic minutes for the rest.

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• As a Dad, you always want your kids to be prepared for real life, that’s why trolling them is so vital.

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• Preparing for my beach vacation by watching Jaws.

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• Life hack: give yourself 8 to 12 hours of alone time in the morning to mentally prepare for the day.

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• Preparing for the apocalypse by becoming fluent in zombie.

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  apocalypse, fluency, humor, language, preparation, survival, zombie

• Just cleaned my room in case Beyoncé was somewhere close to my house and her car broke down, and she needed somewhere to sleep.

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• My advice to young people to prepare for getting older is to start stretching immediately.

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