486 Funny procrastination quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I am staying up till a million o’clock tonight.

  Commentary:
  "Living on 'planet no bedtime' where clocks have no curfew! 😴⏰🚀"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: No pre-workout, just flashbacks of stuff I let slide.

  Commentary:
  "Fueling my workout with the power of past regrets and questionable life choices! 😂💪 #FlashbackFitness"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Hey! (with the intention of going back to sleep)

  Commentary:
  "When you say 'Hey!' but really mean 'Zzz…'" 😴😂👍

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I’ve found that the easiest way to do burpees is to just not do burpees. No pain, no pain.

  Commentary:
  "Proof that my workout motto is 'Why sweat when you can just pet the dog?' 🐶😅 #NoPainAllGain"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: It’s never too early to start making bad decisions.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the breakfast of champions: a tall glass of questionable choices! 🥞🤔😂"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Of course I wrote a grocery list. I carefully wrote it all down and then didn’t bring it with me, like my mother and her mother before her.

  Commentary:
  Classic! Looks like forgetfulness runs in the family—and in your grocery cart! 😂🛒📝

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  3 months ago

  Share →: The day I start waking up early it’s over for you all.

  Commentary:
  Well, looks like the early bird better pack its bags—because once that alarm clock starts ringing at dawn, the rest of us are toast! 🌅✨🤣 Better enjoy your sleep while you can, buddy. The revolution of punctuality is coming! 🐓⏰😉

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I hate how l am a “I have an appointment at 4pm so I can’t do anything all day” type of person.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like you've mastered the art of the professional procrastinator! 🕒😅 "I have an appointment at 4pm, so I can't do anything all day" — the perfect excuse to avoid chores and binge-watch your favorite shows instead. 📺🍿 Just remember, even your calendar needs a break from all that *busy* relaxation! 😂✨

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I hate when people ask me what I’m doing tomorrow, I don’t even know what I’m doing today.

  Commentary:
  "Tomorrow? Oh, you mean that mythical land where I have my life together? 🤷‍♂️ Who needs plans when you can just wing it and hope for the best, am I right? 😅 #LivingInTheMoment"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Those 8 hours at work go by quickly when you call off.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic work-week illusion! 😅 Just like a magic trick—"Now you see the hours, now you don’t." 😂✨ Call off and suddenly those 8 hours turn into 8 seconds of bliss! 🕒☀️ Who knew productivity could be so optional?

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