625 Funny procrastination quotes

• If I say goodnight and an hour later you see me online, it’s not that I lied; it’s just that I failed.

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• Shall I cook, clean, or do the grocery shopping? Okay, reading it is.

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• I don’t run from my problems. I sit on my couch, play on my phone, and ignore them like all other adults.

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• The Sunday struggle is wanting to relax and wanting a clean house, but also not wanting to clean or move.

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• “But it’s summer,” is going to be my excuse for everything from now until the end of September.

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• The earlier you wake up, the more time you have to think about why you wish you were still asleep in bed.

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• Sorry, I’m late. Time isn’t real, and I’m not convinced I am either.

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• If anything goes wrong today, just dramatically whisper, “The prophecy has been fulfilled,” and walk away.

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• Sorry, I’m late. I found my old CD collection.

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• It’s hard to sleep knowing that Coke is in the fridge.

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