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Imagine if spiders giggled when they ran away from us.

Imagine if spiders giggled when they ran away from us.

Funny Quotes Feb 4, 2025
I just locked eyes with a spider. But instead of killing him I ran away and hid, so he can spend the night stressing about where I am.

I just locked eyes with a spider. But instead of killing him I ran away and hid, so he can spend the night stressing about where I am.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
I ran out of toilet paper so I had to start using old newspapers. The Times are rough.

I ran out of toilet paper so I had to start using old newspapers. The Times are rough.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
If I'm ever murdered, feel comfort in knowing I ran my mouth until the bitter end.

If I’m ever murdered, feel comfort in knowing I ran my mouth until the bitter end.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025