Funny ran quotes

• It’s Friday. I ran out of small talk on Tuesday. Please leave me alone.

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  2 months ago

  alone, Friday, frustration, humor, i, independence, introvert, leave, me, please, ran, small, small talk, solitude, talk, Tuesday

• The first time people saw a train coming at them, they ran away in terror.

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  2 months ago

  away, behavior, coming, early, early invention, fear, history, human, human behavior, innovation, invention, people, progress, ran, reaction, saw, surprise, time, train, transportation

• Pugs look like regular dogs that ran into a door at full speed.

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  2 months ago

  accident, animal, clumsy, cute, dog, dogs, door, full, humor, meme, pet, pug, ran, regular, speed

• Words I heard most when I ran errands with my dad: “Wait in the truck.”

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  2 months ago

  childhood, dad, errands, family, humor, i, most, parenting, ran, truck, wait, waiting, words

• Imagine if spiders giggled when they ran away from us.

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  2 months ago

  anxiety, away, creature, fear, giggle, humor, imagine, ran, run, spider, us

• I just locked eyes with a spider. But instead of killing him I ran away and hid, so he can spend the night stressing about where I am.

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  2 months ago

  am, anxiety, away, eyes, fear, funny situation, hiding, humor, i, just, lock, lock eyes, locked, night, ran, running, running away, situation, spend, spider, stress, where

• I ran out of toilet paper so I had to start using old newspapers. The Times are rough.

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  2 months ago

  bathroom, humor, i, necessity, newspaper, newspapers, old, paper, pun, ran, resourcefulness, rough, rough times, start, times, toilet, toilet paper

• If I’m ever murdered, feel comfort in knowing I ran my mouth until the bitter end.

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  2 months ago

  bitter, bitter end, comfort, dark, dark humor, end, ever, feel, humor, i, knowing, mouth, murder, ran, ran mouth, sarcasm

• Having a horse run off on you in medieval times must have been crazy. Imagine if your car got scared and ran away, and you found it a day later by itself at a gas station.

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  4 months ago

  animal, animal behavior, away, behavior, car, comparison, crazy, day, found, funny comparison, gas, gas station, got, having, horse, humor, imagine, later, life, medieval, medieval times, modern, modern life, ran, run, runaway, runaway horse, scared, station, times, transportation

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