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Someone from 🇺🇬 has bookmarked:

Pretty cool that we all come together on Christmas and celebrate the birth of Santa.

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Nobody is more stressed than a person who has a lot of interests or passions and is still confused about their career.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has downloaded:

Whoever came up with a 30 minute lunch break needs a 30 minute beating.

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Unfortunately, a great many problems in life can be solved by just being hotter.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has bookmarked:

There is absolutely no excuse for laziness. But if you find one, let me know.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has shared:

Welcome to adulthood: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has downloaded:

And to my children I leave my collection of tote bags and gift bags.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has viewed:

And then there are those dates after which you think: “Have I really shaved my legs for this?”

Someone from 🇧🇯 has bookmarked:

I am not “quiet quitting”, I am suffering from third-degree burnout.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

I have never seen a sad person sliding down a water slide.

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Making waves on Reddit:

AI is trained on what we write, so if we want to save our jobs we should all write really badly for a while. I’ve been doing my bit for years.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Y’all smell that? A beautiful day that the Lord has made.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes?

Going viral on Instagram:

Hangman is so great. No better way for a child to learn how to spell than by having to save a man from hanging to death.

Reported on LinkedIn:

Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions, chocolate understands.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Me, first week as a volunteer firefighter thinking we only rescue cats: We’re going where?

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I’m like if a birthday card with no money inside was a person.

Broadcasted on Discord:

Which wine pairs best with WWIII?

Just landed via Messenger:

I think something is so beautifully wrong with you.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Just remembered why I went upstairs yesterday.

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Funny ran quotes

Funny ran quotes are the perfect way to sprint into laughter while celebrating the joys and struggles of running 🏃‍♂️😂 Whether you’re a seasoned marathoner or a casual jogger, these witty sayings will keep you motivated and entertained every step of the way 🎉👟 Get ready to giggle your way through miles with humor that’s as fast as your feet! 🏅🤣

New funny ran quotes 👇

2 weeks ago
Share →: It’s Friday. I ran out of small talk on Tuesday. Please leave me alone.

Commentary:
When the small talk supply chain runs dry by midweek 😂🙌 #SilenceIsGolden
2 weeks ago
Share →: The first time people saw a train coming at them, they ran away in terror.

Commentary:
I guess they didn't have "train-ing" for that back then! 🚂😱😂
2 weeks ago
Share →: Pugs look like regular dogs that ran into a door at full speed.

Commentary:
Pugs: The original "flattened by a door but still fabulous" look! 🐶🚪😂
3 weeks ago
Share →: Words I heard most when I ran errands with my dad: “Wait in the truck.”

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'Truck Time-Out' strategy! 🚚🤔😂 #DadLogic"
6 months ago
Share →: Imagine if spiders giggled when they ran away from us.

Commentary:
🕷️ Just picturing a bunch of eight-legged creatures scurrying off with giggles… Maybe we wouldn't be so scared of them! Can you imagine the joyful chaos if spiders decided to sprinkle a bit of laughter in their escape tactics? It would definitely add a comedic twist to our arachnophobia adventures! 😄
6 months ago
Share →: I just locked eyes with a spider. But instead of killing him I ran away and hid, so he can spend the night stressing about where I am.

Commentary:
Oh, a classic case of arachnid anxiety – poor spider must be having an existential crisis now! 🕷️🏃‍♀️ Hope you left him a tiny note saying "You're not safe yet, little buddy!" 😉 #Spidernapped
6 months ago
Share →: I ran out of toilet paper so I had to start using old newspapers. The Times are rough.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's in a news-worthy predicament! 📰💩 Times may be tough, but at least you're catching up on the headlines while you… take care of business. 😆 Hang in there, things will smooth out eventually!"
6 months ago
Share →: If I’m ever murdered, feel comfort in knowing I ran my mouth until the bitter end.

Commentary:
"Looks like they talked the talk, but couldn't walk the walk…straight to safety! 🗣️💁‍♂️ #ChattyVictim"

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Someone from 🇼🇸 has bookmarked:

At my age, I’m worried about tripping and falling, so I wear a helmet. I’m also worried about looking ridiculous, so I carry a skateboard.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has viewed:

Fitbits are just Tamagotchis, except the stupid animal you’re trying to keep alive is you.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has shared:

“I’ll run it by the boss” is one of the peak boomerisms you can say as a married man. It feels electric.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has viewed:

It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s Wednesday.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has downloaded:

December. A desperate celebration of an end.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has bookmarked:

As parents we have to make sacrifices all the time. Today, I had to eat my kid’s ice cream because she couldn’t finish it.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has shared:

November is for turtlenecks and depression.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has bookmarked:

Could someone please come over here and be the adult? I’m too tired.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has downloaded:

I hope “be the light you want to see in the world” doesn’t refer to Molotov Cocktails.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

For my next trick, I’ll need a divorce lawyer.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Telegram:

The best cuddles are the ones where you don’t have to deflate her when you’re done.

Making waves on YouTube:

They should make a movie that’s good the whole way through.

Seen just now on TikTok:

When I find it, I don’t need it. When I need it, I can’t find it.

Reported on Reddit:

My dog sighs a lot for someone who doesn’t pay any bills.

Broadcasted on X:

I talk to myself mostly because I am an excellent listener.

Making waves on WeChat:

Twitter is the most fun you can have on the toilet.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children.

Reported on Facebook:

It’s awkward touching hands with another man inside a popcorn bag, especially if you don’t know the man and he doesn’t know you’re eating his popcorn.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Pretty sure the best place to hide a dead body is in a new tab you opened to read later.

Going viral on Discord:

There are two types of people in politics. Avoid them.

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