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Welcome to Twitter: yeah, none of us can sleep either.

3 months ago

You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you’re full of energy and you can’t wait to get to work? Me neither!

3 months ago

Have you ever been so hungry but had no food in the house, so you took a nap instead?

3 months ago

You don’t scare me. You’re not the evil eye I get from my dog when I make him get up from the couch so I can lay down.

3 months ago

Me every time I wake up: Oh no, not again!

3 months ago

You know you’re really stressed when you start getting on your own nerves.

3 months ago

Laying next to my charger waiting for my phone to die, that’s how lazy I am.

3 months ago

Is ‘ugh’ an emotion? Because I fell it all the time.

3 months ago

I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.

3 months ago

The only fantasy I have in the bedroom these days is getting 8 hours of sleep.

3 months ago