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6 months ago
Share →: Could someone please come over here and be the adult? I’m too tired.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal cry for someone to adult when adulting feels like climbing Mount Everest in pajamas 🏔️😅. Time to summon the responsible fairy godparent or just take a power nap and hope for the best! 💤🧚‍♂️"
6 months ago
Share →: Going down a rabbit hole if anyone wants anything.

Commentary:
🐰🕳️ "Attention all wanderers! This is your last call before I disappear down the rabbit hole. 💫 Whether it's curiosity or chaos you seek, act fast or forever hold your curiosity! 🌀🎩"
6 months ago
Share →: Me at war: You guys mind if I leave a bit early today?

Commentary:
"Me at war: 'Anyone up for a little early retreat?' 🏃‍♂️💨 #StrategicExitStrategy"
6 months ago
Share →: Having an exorcism, but only because the demon requested it.

Commentary:
Looks like even demons need a fresh start! 🤣👹✨ Who knew exorcisms could be mutual agreements? Just imagine the demon politely asking, "Would you mind casting me out, please?" 😈 #DemonEtiquette
6 months ago
Share →: Asking for a donation like Wikipedia every time someone asks me a question.

Commentary:
"Ah, the art of solicitation disguised as inquiry! 💸🤔 Next time you're hit with a question, just slip in a cheeky 'Would you like to donate to the 'Keep My Knowledge Base Running' cause?' 😆💡"
6 months ago
Share →: Slowly descending into madness. Anyone want anything?

Commentary:
🤪 "Slowly descending into madness…but hey, at least there's company! Anyone want anything? Maybe a straightjacket or some sanity pills? Asking for a friend 🤪🤯 #MadnessMonday"
6 months ago
Share →: Look, a three-day weekend is all I ask. The rest can be four-day weekends.

Commentary:
"I mean, who doesn't love a good extended weekend? 🙌 Three-day weekends are like the appetizer of time off – just enough to whet your appetite for relaxation. And hey, if we can make it a regular thing, then four-day weekends can be the main course! 🍔🍟 Who needs a full work week when you can have more weekends, am I right? 😂 #WeekendWarrior"
6 months ago
Share →: The difference between coffee and your opinion is that I asked for coffee.

Commentary:
Ah, the beautiful simplicity of asking for coffee and receiving coffee – no room for unwanted opinions to sneak in! ☕😄 Just remember, coffee is always welcomed, but opinions… not so much! 🤭☕
6 months ago
Share →: Hey, can I get an ETA on that “this too shall pass”?

Commentary:
"Sure thing! The ETA for 'this too shall pass' delivery is currently stuck in existential traffic, but it should be arriving fashionably late like a wise old proverb any minute now 🕒🚗 Hang in there, patience is a virtue after all! 😉"
6 months ago
Share →: Don’t ring my doorbell unless you’re accompanied by a camera crew and holding balloons and a big check.

Commentary:
"Sorry, no camera crew, balloons, or big check? 📷🎈💰 Please let the doorbell rest – it's been through enough drama already! 🚪😄 #NoCheckNoPeek"