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21 Funny return quotes

I don’t think astronauts should be allowed to come back. You made your choice.

I don’t think astronauts should be allowed to come back. You made your choice.

Funny Quotes Mar 20, 2025

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after a vacation.

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after a vacation.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Everyone who dramatically ‘quits’ social media is back in 48 hours like it was just a trial separation.

Everyone who dramatically ‘quits’ social media is back in 48 hours like it was just a trial separation.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

Stores should accept “I bought this while depressed” as a valid reason for a return.

Stores should accept “I bought this while depressed” as a valid reason for a return.

Funny Quotes Mar 8, 2025

It's like winter is mad and keeps storming out, then coming back yelling 'and another thing!'

It’s like winter is mad and keeps storming out, then coming back yelling ‘and another thing!’

Funny Quotes Feb 17, 2025

You come from dust and you will return to dust. That's why I don't dust. It could be someone I know.

You come from dust and you will return to dust. That’s why I don’t dust. It could be someone I know.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

After a vacation, I usually return to work with a fresh, reenergized hatred for my job.

After a vacation, I usually return to work with a fresh, reenergized hatred for my job.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I have no desire to work now. I had five days off in a row where I dined at a feast and was entertained at a cinema. I have flown too high to return to a laptop.

I have no desire to work now. I had five days off in a row where I dined at a feast and was entertained at a cinema. I have flown too high to return to a laptop.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Nothing is impossible, except for my daughter returning home with the hat and gloves she wore to school this morning.

Nothing is impossible, except for my daughter returning home with the hat and gloves she wore to school this morning.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, then you love a boomerang.

If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, then you love a boomerang.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025