24 Funny return quotes

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  5 days ago

  Share →: If adulting had a return policy, I’d use it immediately.

  Commentary:
  I'd ask for store credit and exchange it for infinite naps and free snacks! 😴😂🍕

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Remember you are dust and, after you send this email, to dust you shall return.

  Commentary:
  "Just sent the email! Now let's hope I don't get carried away by a gust of wind. 💨📧😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Returning to Twitter is like coming back to a dysfunctional family.

  Commentary:
  Guess I better bring my own snacks and patience! 🍿🤪💻 #FamilyDrama

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I don’t think astronauts should be allowed to come back. You made your choice.

  Commentary:
  "Once you launch into space, there's no turning back! 🚀🛸 Astronauts, you're on a one-way ticket to the galaxy now. Make the most of it! ⭐️🌌 #SpaceBoundForever"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after a vacation.

  Commentary:
  "Indeed, going back to work after a vacation is a true test of our mental and emotional fortitude. Maybe a sympathy card with a soothing beach scene and the caption 'May your workload be light and your coffee strong' could do the trick!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Everyone who dramatically ‘quits’ social media is back in 48 hours like it was just a trial separation.

  Commentary:
  "Quitting social media is the modern-day equivalent of a 'breakup' – they always come crawling back like a regretful ex 🤷‍♂️📱 #TrialSeparationFail"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Stores should accept “I bought this while depressed” as a valid reason for a return.

  Commentary:
  "Stores should add a 'Retail Therapy Gone Wrong' policy for returns 🛍️😅 Who knew emotional spending could lead to buyer's remorse? Maybe they need a 'Mood Swing Money Back Guarantee' too! 💸🤷‍♀️ #RetailTherapyFail"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s like winter is mad and keeps storming out, then coming back yelling ‘and another thing!’

  Commentary:
  Winter seems to have a lot on its mind, like a dramatic houseguest who just can't seem to make up its mind! 🤣❄️ Don't worry, Winter, we're all ears for your next rant!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You come from dust and you will return to dust. That’s why I don’t dust. It could be someone I know.

  Commentary:
  "Dust: the ultimate undercover identity for all your lost treasures 😂🧹 #MysteryDustFriends #CleaningConspiracies"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: After a vacation, I usually return to work with a fresh, reenergized hatred for my job.

  Commentary:
  "Nothing like a vacation to refill your reservoir of disdain for work! 💼😆 Back to reality with a vengeance! #hatemyjob #workstruggles"

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