30 Funny rule quotes

• There is literally no rule that says you have to get married and start a family. Normalize splitting a mansion with your five best friends and ten dogs.

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  1 month ago

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• “I” before “E,” except when your foreign neighbor Keith receives eight counterfeit beige sleighs from weird, feisty, caffeinated weightlifters.

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  2 months ago

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• Show me another rule so I can break that one too.

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  2 months ago

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• The only lesson I remember from the pandemic is that you’re only supposed to wash your hands if it’s your birthday.

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  2 months ago

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• To avoid burnout at work, use the 30-30 rule: after 30 minutes of work, quit your job and disappear into the mountains for 30 years.

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  2 months ago

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• The golden rule of three beverages: one to hydrate, one to caffeinate, and one to celebrate.

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  2 months ago

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• I’m addicted to following the rules I made up. And also breaking the rules I made up.

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  2 months ago

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• Taking a phone to school in primary was like smuggling drugs.

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  2 months ago

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• Friendly reminder that double negatives are a big no-no.

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  2 months ago

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• I can’t believe I’m supposed to obey ALL the traffic laws ALL the time.

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  2 months ago

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