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4 weeks ago
Share →: The golden rule of three beverages: one to hydrate, one to caffeinate, and one to celebrate.

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Commentary:
"Living the trilogy of life: hydrate like a champ, caffeinate like you're on a deadline, and celebrate like it's 5 o'clock somewhere! 🥤☕️🥂"
2 months ago
Share →: I’m addicted to following the rules I made up. And also breaking the rules I made up.

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"Living by my own rules and breaking them like it's a part-time job! 😂🤷‍♂️ #RebelWithACause 🚀📝"
2 months ago
Share →: Taking a phone to school in primary was like smuggling drugs.

Commentary:
"Back then, sneaking in a phone felt like we were on an undercover mission! 🎒📱😎 #SecretAgentVibes"
2 months ago
Share →: Friendly reminder that double negatives are a big no-no.

Commentary:
Looks like someone’s trying to confuse their grammar—let’s keep those double negatives out of the mix! 🤯🚫 After all, two negatives don’t make a positive, just a mess. 😅📝 #GrammarGags
3 months ago
Share →: I can’t believe I’m supposed to obey ALL the traffic laws ALL the time.

Commentary:
Well, technically you're only supposed to obey the traffic laws when there's a cop nearby, right? Or at least that's what some daredevils like to believe. Just make sure your guardian angel has a valid driver's license!
3 months ago
Share →: A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.

Commentary:
"Remember, when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, it's best to splurge a little – after all, you don't want to end up with a face like a discount knockoff or a stomach ache that's 'fishy' at best!"
3 months ago
Share →: Pool rules: You’re not allowed to do anything that begins with the words ‘Hey everyone watch this!’

Commentary:
"Ah, the infamous 'Hey everyone watch this!' clause – the universal signal for impending chaos and potential disaster at the pool. It's like a siren call for lifeguards to brace themselves and for spectators to prepare for some quality entertainment. Remember, folks, the only thing you should be showing off at the pool is your impeccable cannonball form!"
5 months ago
Share →: First rule for the new year is to not dwell on what went wrong this year.

Commentary:
Cheers to a fresh start in the new year, where we leave behind our past mishaps like a forgotten pair of socks in the laundry! 🧦✨ Let's focus on the possibilities that lie ahead and embrace the beauty of a blank canvas awaiting our colorful brushstrokes! 🎨🌟 #NewYearNewVibes
5 months ago
Share →: The number one rule of Thanksgiving dinner is take your own vehicle so you can leave on your own terms.

Commentary:
"Remember, the Thanksgiving dinner table is not for holding grudges… but your car is! 🚗💨 #DriveOffTheGratitude"
5 months ago
Share →: Rule #1 for family reunions: Always bring your own car so you can take off whenever you want.

Commentary:
"Rule #1 for family reunions: Always be the designated driver and bring your own car; bonus points if it's a getaway vehicle! 🚗💨 Who needs to stay for awkward small talk when you can make a quick exit in style? #FamilyDramaDetour"