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I postpone certain outfits until I get a certain hairstyle because, yes, it’s that deep.

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Does no one disappear in the Bermuda Triangle anymore, or is there just too much other news?

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Did you get the telepathic message I sent earlier?

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Lazy Rule: Can’t reach it, don’t need it.

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Employees should have to take their boss’s last name.

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I like that blood pressure kits come with a free, handy zip-up bag that your stuff will never fit in again once you take it out.

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“Your password is too weak!” Just wait until you see my impulse control.

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I’d like to have a word with the groundhog before he starts working this year.

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Our parents just don’t know how far we rode the bikes when we were young.

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Please text me back. I’m about to start making stuff up in my head, and the stuff is all bad.

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Blocking isn’t enough, I hope your pillow never has a cold side.

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I don’t have any generational wealth but I did inherit a great spaghetti sauce recipe.

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Sorry about all of the correct stuff I said when I was right.

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So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out?

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Don’t worry, man, we can probably Photoshop the deep and enduring sadness out of your eyes later.

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Nostalgia isn’t as good as it used to be.

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Some people are like wallpaper… same pattern repeating every time.

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In my 20s: I’m gonna live forever! In my 40s: uh oh!

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I want whatever the people who run at 6 a.m. have.

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About four minutes into my run, I’ve decided I want to work on my personality instead.

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exercise, fitness, four, humor, i, minutes, motivation, personality, procrastination, run, running, self-improvement, want, work
Does the HDMI cord have the most dominant run of any cord ever?

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cable, cord, dominance, electronics, ever, HDMI, HDMI cord, humor, most, run, technology
Scooby-Doo led me to believe that if I were ever really scared, I should run super-fast in place.

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2 months ago

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I don’t run from my problems. I sit on my couch, play on my phone, and ignore them like all other adults.

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Starting your day with an early morning run is a great way to make sure your day can’t get any worse than it started.

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2 months ago

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The only guarantee in life is, if you run errands looking like shit, you will run into everyone you haven’t seen in months.

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I want to run through your dreams and settle in your nightmares.

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Who’s going to run in movies when Tom Cruise retires?

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When I retire, I’m going to run for office.

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I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit.

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Beware. There are people in the grocery store that you know who want to chat with you. Stay vigilant.

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Sorry, I’m late. I got caught up at home being happy.

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I bought a robot vacuum today. Named it “Dustbin Bieber”.

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The dopamine hit of getting an Outlook meeting cancellation is unrivaled.

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Don’t rub your happiness in people’s faces this Valentine’s Day. Let the couples enjoy themselves for once.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this right now, but it’s time to fold the laundry that’s been lying around since last Sunday.

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Some people pack their lives so full of activities, appointments and people that I get exhausted just reading about it.

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Making a record-breaking number of bad choices today, I’m really proud of myself.

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My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!

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I don’t need to learn something new, I need to remember something old, like why did I come into this room?

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My body is a vessel for various dips.

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If you were the birthday gift I bought my wife some months ago, where would you be hiding?

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The romantic says that there is the right partner for everyone. The realist says: only one person has to choose the wrong one and then it won’t work out for everyone!

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I was in Paris with a boyfriend once and he lit a candle in Notre Dame in order to ask God to raise the price of Bitcoin.

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Probably the worst thing you can do when your wife gives you a disapproving look from across the room for being on your phone is finish typing this.

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I’ve already picked out my sweatpants for New Year’s Eve.

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Girl math is crying for two hours and then realizing it wasn’t that deep.

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Roses are red. Let’s get some fresh air. Make love in the moonlight. Have a pregnancy scare.

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Can I come over and overstay my welcome?

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“Bluetooth or Insane?” is a fun game we all play when we see a lone person speaking out loud in public.

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Sex is cool, but have you ever made peace with the horror of being alive.

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Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

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Psychiatry is crazy because they’re just like… Oh, you’re really depressed? Would being on a pill that makes you fat help?

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When I was a kid I would say I’m whatever age and a half because I wanted to be older. Now I say I turned 40 a few years ago.

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Men who tell their woman she’s pretty, for no particular reason, keep that shit up.

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Sorry, can’t. The pears I bought a couple days ago have ripened.

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Figure skating is so niche that sometimes I walk in the rink, and there’s an Olympic medalist there.

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Can hardly wait until my winter fat turns into spring rolls.

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