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Life hack: if you run out of treadmill space for your clothes, get a piano.

3 months ago

Went for a run this morning. That bee was huge!

3 months ago

Should I be worried that buzzards circle me when I go for a run?

3 months ago

If I was a priest, I’d make my side of the confession booth really big so I could run around.

3 months ago

I am so out of shape right now, that if someone yelled “run for your life!” I’d be like “ya’ll go ahead, I’m meetin’ Jesus today!”

3 months ago

Riding a bike is an insane concept. You just sit and run at the same time.

3 months ago

I logged on to Amazon and they said that they have run out of things that I don’t need.

3 months ago

Just saw a bird run across the street if you were wondering if anyone else is wasting their gifts.

3 months ago

Stop normalizing things, we’ll run out of the weird shit.

3 months ago

Alcohol: When you want to run away from your problems without moving.

3 months ago

Summer is here. Always put on some suncream to help the rain run off.

3 months ago

We all have needs. I need my wife to go run errands so I can swipe the last donut.

3 months ago

Pleasantly surprised to discover the treadmill I bought came with a remote control, so I can run it from my recliner.

3 months ago

You should never donate to people that collect money for marathons. They just take your money and run.

3 months ago

Therapy isn’t enough. I need to run my brain through the dishwasher.

3 months ago

I can’t wait to hit my 80s & run for Congress.

3 months ago

I always carry a knife with me in case I run into someone with 10,000 spoons.

3 months ago

Sometimes, in the middle of eating a rotisserie chicken, I ask myself “did I just run a red light?”

3 months ago

My wheelchair keeps making a screaming noise when I run over people.

3 months ago

The older I get, the more I understand why deer run in front of cars.

3 months ago