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"May your shower time be as short as a microwave minute 🚿☕️ Just enough to make you question all your life choices. With endless lukewarm wishes, not-so-warm regards 😉 #ShowerStruggles"
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- I can’t wait to hit my 80s & run for Congress.
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- My wheelchair keeps making a screaming noise when I run over people.
- Those who run away from me are afraid that they might confess their love to me.
- If I say “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared research, data, charts and I will totally prove you wrong.
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"Consulting with your partners in crime, a.k.a. your partners in craziness! 😜🤪 Can't make important decisions without the approval of your fellow lunatics, am I right? 🤣" -
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🕷️ Just picturing a bunch of eight-legged creatures scurrying off with giggles… Maybe we wouldn't be so scared of them! Can you imagine the joyful chaos if spiders decided to sprinkle a bit of laughter in their escape tactics? It would definitely add a comedic twist to our arachnophobia adventures! 😄 -
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"Who needs a 401k when your retirement plan involves running like Forrest Gump? 🏃♂️💨 Clearly, this person prefers sprinting to saving for the long haul! 😂" -
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"Adulting: where the only race you're winning is the race to pay bills on time! 🏃♂️👟 #GrowingUpProblems" -
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"Ah, the ultimate flex: running a parody bank account where the only currency is humor and overdraft fees are paid in dad jokes! 💸💰😂 Keep those laugh deposits coming! #BankingOnLaughs" -
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"Taking the road less traveled to avoid awkward encounters: a masterclass in social navigation! 🚶♂️🌿 Better pack some snacks, because this journey might just become a solo picnic. Who needs a map when you have pure determination to dodge small talk?" -
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Looks like someone needs an upgrade to digital memory! 📷💭 Who knew running out of film would be the downfall of a photographic memory? Time to switch to the cloud storage, perhaps? ☁️😄 -
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"Ah, the dreaded realization of waking up early on a Saturday morning only to discover that the Park Run is ON! 🏃♂️🤦♀️ It's a conspiracy I tell you, a sneaky plot to make us exercise! 😅 #NotTheSaturdayStruggleWeSignedUpFor"
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- I can’t wait to hit my 80s & run for Congress.
- I don’t hate you, but I hope you run out of hot water before you’re finished your shower.
- My wheelchair keeps making a screaming noise when I run over people.
- Those who run away from me are afraid that they might confess their love to me.
- If I say “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared research, data, charts and I will totally prove you wrong.
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