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42 Funny safety quotes

Funny safety quotes add a humorous spin to the often serious topic of staying safe. 🚧😄 From witty remarks about safety gear to playful jabs at safety rules, these quotes bring a smile to the practice of caution. Enjoy a laugh and keep safety light-hearted! 😆🔒

Wearing a condom while she’s on birth control is called two-factor authentication.

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If you think you’re going to be in a dangerous situation, dress accordingly. Don’t wear flip-flops to a bank robbery, for example.

3 months ago

This gingerbread house isn’t even close to fire safety codes.

3 months ago

The best part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work. The worst part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work.

3 months ago

All the smart people at the office are worried about being replaced by A.I., but not me. I’m safe until they invent Artificial Stupidity.

3 months ago

I have poor night vision so I upgraded to LED headlights because it’s important to me to ensure nobody else can see either.

3 months ago

Writers should get a direct line to the FBI so we can call them and give them a heads up when we’re googling ways to poison someone but just for a story.

3 months ago

The most important thing to remember when driving is that not everyone is smart.

3 months ago

Needs to be a Google Maps setting where you can ask them not to make you take a left across four lanes of oncoming traffic.

3 months ago

One thing that could really “level-up” the experience of being a pedestrian would be if cars had some kind of feature that could indicate whether or not they were going to turn in a particular direction.

3 months ago

You should always wear a helmet when doing dangerous things or talking about politics.

3 months ago

I think that police officers on foot should wear blue flashing sneakers.

3 months ago

Skinny people are easier to get blown around by storms. These donuts are for my safety.

3 months ago

That beeping of the parking assistant when you get too close to other cars. I’d like that for people.

3 months ago

The only sunscreen that’s 100% effective is abstinence.

3 months ago

DUI stands for: don’t Uber, I got this.

3 months ago

I always take two stairs at a time, that way if I fall, it’s only half the distance.

3 months ago

Chugging a woman’s entire drink at the bar and then saying “you’re safe, there is nothing in your drink.”

3 months ago

Life’s too short to remove the USB drive safely.

3 months ago

Hike in groups. Bears like to have options.

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