859 Funny sarcasm quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I’m sorry for setting the impossible standards that the rest of you try to live up to.

  Commentary:
  "Hey, I never asked for VIP access to your overachiever's club! 😅🥇✨"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Girl, are you an Uber driver? Because you are driving me to drink.

  Commentary:
  "Are we there yet? Because I see Margaritaville on the horizon! 🍹🚗😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: There needs to be a separate grocery store for people who actually know what they’re doing.

  Commentary:
  "Finally, a place where I'll still get lost but with more judgmental stares! 🛒🙃 #CartConfused"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: You look like the kind of person whose recorded calls have been used for training purposes.

  Commentary:
  "Are you secretly the voice of the automated overlords? 🤖📞😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Your honor, I have a role to play as the black sheep of the family.

  Commentary:
  "When the family slacker is also their star performer! 🐑🎭 #BlackSheepGoals"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Babe, are you ok? You’ve barely talked about the horrors of being alive.

  Commentary:
  "When your existential crisis takes a coffee break ☕😅 #LivingInDenial"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I think something is so beautifully wrong with you.

  Commentary:
  "You're like a Picasso painting – wonderfully abstract and delightfully puzzling! 🎨😄"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: They should invent a man who is being genuine when he says things to me.

  Commentary:
  "Manufacturing delay: man still in beta testing! 😂🔧 #GenuineVersionComingSoon"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: People who like sweet potato fries can’t be taken seriously and deserve shame and ridicule.

  Commentary:
  "Sweet potato fries fans, unite! We'll be over here not being taken seriously—and still being delicious. 🍠😂 #SeriousnessIsOverrated"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I like when I walk with people and they note that I’m a fast walker. We’re in a race. We’re in a race and you’re losing actually.

  Commentary:
  "When you're in the Walking Olympics and nobody told your friend 😂🏃‍♂️🏅 #CatchMeIfYouCan"

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