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300 Funny self-deprecation quotes

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I personally feel like I have what it takes to become a fossil.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I don’t remember what I wanted to be when I grew up, but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t a broke, stressed-out, over-thinker with no clothes that fit.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Does anyone know how to lower the difficulty setting on my life?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I was hoping to age like a fine wine, but I sort of feel more like an avocado.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Have I made bad decisions when I was drunk? Sure. But have the sober ones been any better? Not really.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I’m at a point in life where I’m just at a point.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

That stupid look on my face is my face.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I wanted to study psychology, but I have more potential as a patient, to be honest.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

β€œYou handled it so well.” Nah, I didn’t. I lost my spark, felt crazy, distanced myself from everyone, and hated myself.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The fact that I have more clothes to sleep in than I do to go out in says a lot about who I am as a person.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Every day, I’m gaslit into oblivion by beautiful women, and then I go to sleep.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

“Got milk?” Buddy, I don’t even have self-esteem.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

No, thanksβ€”social drama. Puberty sucked enough the first time around.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The key to looking amazing is looking like shit most of the time, so it’s more of a surprise.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I see people my age out there climbing mountains and skydiving, and here I am feeling good about myself because I got my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

This body is a temple; I suicide bomb every day.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

When I die, I hope I’m remembered for my ability to take any bad situation and make it worse.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Shout out to myself for ruining my own life.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I hate when people tell me I need to β€œget out of my comfort zone,” like I don’t even have a comfort zone; I am literally always uncomfortable.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

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