263 Funny self-deprecation quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: My favorite hobby is withering away.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the art of disappearing like a forgotten avocado at the back of the fridge! 🥑⏳😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Sorry I’m late. It’s just because of who I am as a person.

  Commentary:
  "Running on personality time! ⏰😅 #FashionablyLate"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I did some soul searching last night. I’m happy to report I still have one.

  Commentary:
  "Glad you found it! Sometime they like to play hide and seek. 😄🕵️‍♂️✨"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I fear one day I’ll see one of my posts marked as an “Exhibit A”

  Commentary:
  "Just hope Exhibit B is my cat memes 😂📚🐱"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Please don’t be mean to me, because I can be meaner and I hate being mean.

  Commentary:
  "When you go low, I go high… on sarcasm! 🎢😅"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I would rather walk directly into the ocean than tell people a fun fact about myself.

  Commentary:
  Well, sounds like this person’s personal fun fact is… they’re a certified fun-hater! 🌊😅 Maybe they’re just afraid of being flooded with awkward questions. Or perhaps they prefer swimming in their own mystery — no towel required! 🏊‍♂️🤫 #MysteryMode #AvoidingSmallTalk

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I don’t always say something stupid. But when I do, I keep talking and make it worse.

  Commentary:
  "I don't always say something stupid. But when I do, I make sure it's a masterpiece of epic proportions like a modern day Shakespearean tragedy… in 280 characters or less. 🤦‍♂️🤪 #WordsmithWoes"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: My body looks like I have a great personality.

  Commentary:
  😆 "My body looks like I have a great personality… Yep, my abs are hiding under layers of charm and wit! 💁‍♂️ Who needs a six-pack when you've got a six-sense of humor, am I right? 😂 #BodyConfidenceGoals"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I keep myself humble by messing up all the time.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that being a walking disaster could be the ultimate secret to staying humble? 😉🤷‍♂️ Stay grounded, folks – literally! 😂 #HumbleBragFail"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: All these microplastics in me could at least do some repair work to my knees and back while they’re in there.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a chiropractor when you’ve got microplastics on the job? 💪🩺 Just a small price to pay for being environmentally conscious and having DIY repair work going on inside you! 🛠️😂"

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