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170 Funny situation quotes
Funny situation quotes are all about those times when a simple moment turns into something hilariously unexpected! ππ₯ Whether it’s a weird encounter, a mix-up, or just the chaos of life, these quotes show that sometimes the funniest things happen when you least expect them. Life’s situations are always more fun with a good laugh! πππ
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- I don’t know about you guys, but when I have to make a decision I analyze the situation, evaluate the risk, take measures to limit the consequences and then I completely screw up.
- “Alcohol and beautiful women” is apparently not an appropriate answer when you are asked about your weaknesses in a job interview.
- Just flipped my mattress, should have woken up my wife first.
- A camel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Hey, you can’t bring your own drinks in here!”
- I was blinded by a goddamn deer with a shiny red noseβ¦ No, officer, I havenβt been drinking.
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"When multitasking means hiding the chin and changing the view! π€ π #DoubleChinMagic"
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- Just rolled over for a cuddle.. forgot I’m single… fell off the bed.
- Hobbies include fake smiling while waiting for people to stop talking.
- Hey bartender, can you turn down the music, please? This guy I just met is trying to explain how baseball works.
- If you pass out in front of your kids they will either try to call an ambulance or use you as a trampoline. You just donβt know.
- Thereβs a disgusting pervert at the bar watching pornography over my shoulder.
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