13 Funny skincare quotes

• I got Botox, and I asked the doctor, “How many years younger will this make me look?” and he was like, “Zero. You’ll just look like the other girls your age who have also gotten Botox.”

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  3 weeks ago

  age, asked, beauty, beauty treatment, Botox, cosmetic, cosmetic procedure, doctor, girls, got, humor, i, joke, just, look younger, me, procedure, skincare, treatment, younger, zero

• Sometimes, u just gotta clean your room and apply an elaborate skincare routine, and pretend that’s equivalent to getting ur life in order.

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  2 months ago

  clean, clean room, daily, daily routine, equivalent, getting, humor, hygiene, just, life, life order, motivation, order, personal, personal hygiene, pretend, procrastination, room, routine, self-care, skincare, skincare routine, sometimes

• No Botox. I need to furrow my brow when people say dumb things.

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  2 months ago

  aging, Botox, brow, dumb, dumb thing, expression, facial, facial expression, furrowed, furrowed brow, humor, i, need, people, sarcasm, say, skincare, thing, things, wit

• I love when really expensive products say, “apply generously,” like, of course, you would say that.

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  2 months ago

  advertising, application, beauty, consumer, consumer humor, course, expensive, humor, i, love, luxury, luxury products, products, sarcasm, say, skincare

• I had no idea being an adult would involve so many lotions.

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  2 months ago

  adult, being, everyday, everyday life, humor, i, idea, life, lotion, skincare

• Women’s skincare is so confusing. Am I supposed to look shiny and sweaty, or matte like cement?

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  2 months ago

  am, beauty, confusing, confusion, cosmetics, humor, i, makeup, matte, satire, shine, shiny, skincare, sweaty, women

• Whitening my teeth by getting a tan.

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  2 months ago

  beauty, getting, humor, irony, self-care, skincare, tan, tanning, teeth, teeth whitening, whitening

• Hey beauty brands who make face creams: 30ml is only enough for an ant’s face.

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  2 months ago

  ant, ants, beauty, beauty brand, brand, cream, face, face cream, humor, product, size, skincare

• I never feel more alone than when I’m trying to put sunscreen on my back.

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  2 months ago

  alone, back, funny moment, humor, i, moment, put, self-care, skincare, struggle, summer, sunscreen, trying

• I’m looking for a moisturizer to hide the fact that I’ve been tired since 2010.

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  2 months ago

  2010, exhaustion, fact, hide, humor, looking, moisturizer, self-care, skincare, tired

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