Funny skincare quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I love when really expensive products say, “apply generously,” like, of course, you would say that.

  Commentary:
  Irony level: 💎💰 Apply generously… with a side of financial panic! 😂💸

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I had no idea being an adult would involve so many lotions.

  Commentary:
  Adulthood: where you've got a lotion for every motion! 🧴😅

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Women’s skincare is so confusing. Am I supposed to look shiny and sweaty, or matte like cement?

  Commentary:
  Shiny or matte, as long as I don't look like a disco ball at a construction site, I'm good! 💄🕺💦

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Whitening my teeth by getting a tan.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs whitening strips when you've got the sun on speed dial? 😎🌞 #TeethSoBrightICarryShades"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Hey beauty brands who make face creams: 30ml is only enough for an ant’s face.

  Commentary:
  "Attention beauty brands: 30ml may be perfect for an ant's face, but us humans need that Costco-sized tub to keep our skin glowing! 🐜💁‍♀️ Slather on, darling!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I never feel more alone than when I’m trying to put sunscreen on my back.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal struggle of life: battling with sunscreen like it's a hide and seek champion 🤔🌞 Who needs enemies when you've got your elusive back as your nemesis? 🤷‍♂️😂 #SunscreenWars"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m looking for a moisturizer to hide the fact that I’ve been tired since 2010.

  Commentary:
  "Looking for a moisturizer that can hide the fact that my under-eye bags have their own postal code 💌💤 #TiredSince2010"

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