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11 Funny skincare quotes
When you’re a parent, your skincare routine is just the steam from the dishwasher when you open it to find the coffee cup you just needed.
Sometimes, u just gotta clean your room and apply an elaborate skincare routine, and pretend that’s equivalent to getting ur life in order.
No Botox. I need to furrow my brow when people say dumb things.
I love when really expensive products say, “apply generously,” like, of course, you would say that.
I had no idea being an adult would involve so many lotions.
Women’s skincare is so confusing. Am I supposed to look shiny and sweaty, or matte like cement?
Whitening my teeth by getting a tan.
Hey beauty brands who make face creams: 30ml is only enough for an ant’s face.
