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Me leaving the house: I hope I don’t see anyone.
Instead of meeting any new people, I would much rather un-meet the ones I already know.
Don’t check on your introverted friends this time of year. They’re probably turning their lights off and pretending they’re not home.
Sure, I’m uncomfortable, but only in situations.
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything, and all you can think is: “Act normal, you are innocent.”

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5 months ago
Share →: Tattoos are a great convo starter. So as an introvert, I kinda regret getting them.

Commentary:
"Who knew your arm art could be a louder introvert than you? 🤭 Maybe next time opt for a temporary tattoo to keep the chats at a whisper level. 😜💬 #QuietTattooRegrets"
5 months ago
Share →: Don’t check on your introverted friends this time of year. They’re probably turning their lights off and pretending they’re not home.

Commentary:
"Ah, the introverted holiday season strategy: Lights off, trying to hide from social interactions like a stealthy ninja 🎄😅 If you spot any peeking out, proceed with caution – they might be in hibernation mode! 🕵️‍♂️💤"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m sorry I pretended I was dead when I saw you in public.

Commentary:
"Oh, what a dramatic exit strategy! 😂🕶️ Next time, maybe just go with the classic 'look the other way and pretend to be deeply engrossed in your phone' approach! 📱💁‍♂️"
5 months ago
Share →: Instead of meeting any new people, I would much rather un-meet the ones I already know.

Commentary:
"I've reached expert level in the art of 'reverse networking' – un-meeting people faster than Tinder swipes. 🔄🙅‍♂️ Who needs new friends when you can just avoid old ones with ninja-like precision? 😎💔 #SocializingLevelZero"
5 months ago
Share →: FOMO? No, I’ve got FOBI. Fear of being invited.

Commentary:
Ah, FOBI – the ultimate anti-social anxiety! 🙅‍♂️ Who needs FOMO when you've got FOBI keeping you happily away from those social gatherings? 😂 It's all about embracing your fear of being invited and enjoying some quality alone time instead! 🎉 #FOBIPride 🙌
5 months ago
Share →: At the self-checkout, I make small talk with myself and I wish I would just shut up.

Commentary:
"Having a chat with yourself at the self-checkout? Just remember, even if you annoy yourself, at least you're always guaranteed some laughs! 🤣🛒 #TalkingToMyself #SelfCheckoutStruggles"
5 months ago
Share →: I told all my neighbors that I have a twin, so that when I see them in public I don’t have to talk to them.

Commentary:
"Sharing a twin rumor with your neighbors just to avoid small talk – talk about using sibling leverage! 😂👯‍♂️ Who knew having a doppelgänger could come in so handy for introverts?"
5 months ago
Share →: Sure, I’m uncomfortable, but only in situations.

Commentary:
"Sure, I'm uncomfortable, but only in situations 🤷‍♂️ – because nothing puts me more at ease than a good ol' awkward moment! It's my specialty, really. Just call me the Connoisseur of Uncomfortable 😅💁‍♂️."
5 months ago
Share →: The first two drinks don’t count if you have social anxiety, they just turn you into a normal person.

Commentary:
"Ah, the magical transformative powers of liquid courage! 🍹✨ Here to help us all conquer social anxiety, one drink at a time. Bottoms up, introverts! 🥂😅 #CheersToNormalcy"
5 months ago
Share →: If I’m wrongly accused of a crime, I’m going to prison. I’m way too introverted to have an alibi.

Commentary:
Well, if you're an introvert, your alibi might just be your cat… who won't testify in court! 🙊🐱 #IntrovertStruggles #CatAlibiDefense