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541 Funny social media quotes

Funny social media quotes bring a touch of humor to our digital lives! πŸ“±πŸ˜‚ From hilarious posts to witty observations about online behavior, these quotes capture the amusing side of social networking. Enjoy a laugh as you scroll through your feeds and interact with the online world! πŸ˜„πŸ’¬

If social media has taught me anything, it’s that we are all crazy in a different way.

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

First date idea: we deactivate your Instagram.

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

Reverse cowgirl so I can post selfies.

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

Big accounts just say water is wet and get 1 trillion likes.

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

Uninstalling Instagram can increase your IQ by 10%.

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

Nothing fixes your life the way deactivating Instagram does.

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

Yeah, bro, she’s probably just not using her phone right now, for the first time ever in her whole life.

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

Girl math is deactivating social media accounts to avoid only one person.

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

Thanks to social media, you can now meet weirdos from the comfort of your own home.

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

I’m sorry, being on social media gave you the impression I’m a social person.

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

Nice tweets, bro. What medications are you on?

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

You can’t fix stupid, but you can watch it in action on Facebook every day.

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

Every group chat has that one person who never replies, and it’s me.

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

Instagram is just Twitter for people who go outside.

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

Social media is a great way to make new enemies.

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

Staying up all night so I don’t miss any good posts.

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

Being able to notice that a celebrity unfollowed another celebrity is some seriously jobless behaviour.

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

Being completely ignored on Twitter is associated with higher IQ.

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

Forgot how fun it is to post IG stories. I feel like a female filmmaker.

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

I’m gonna turn all this pain into something beautiful, like a tweet or a close friends story.

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

When people block me, I just assume it’s for my rugged good looks and killer jawline.

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

It’s so hot to me when a man has a poorly run Instagram account.

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

Since I stopped texting first, I haven’t heard from a lot of people in a while.

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

Teens are like, β€œMy homework isn’t done, but check out this presentation I made on why I need Instagram.”

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

You don’t get much engagement? Have you tried being retarded.

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

The share button on Reddit should be called Spreddit.

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

I support Bluesky in theory, but in practice, it’s like a JRPG with no bad guys.

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

I love replying “Need him” when someone posts their boyfriend on their Instagram story.

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

None of the Instagram story fonts represent me.

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

Me going to work because I’m too honest to scam people, too shy to be an influencer, too good for a sugar daddy, and too dumb for crypto.

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

It’s weird when you realize we are the last generation on this Earth to know what lite was like before social media.

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

A couple of years ago, the internet was an escape from the real world. Today, the real world is an escape from the internet.

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

Obviously, I’m gonna upload pictures with filters and in my best angles. If you wanna see the ugly side of me, come to my house, but bring ice cream.

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

Some things are better left unsaid, unless you’re on X.

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

Welcome to social media. A person who does not understand humor will contact you shortly.

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

Being famous on social media is like being rich in Monopoly. It’s not real, so calm down.

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

Just blocked all the ugly people, so if you see this… what’s up, big sexy?

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

Have nothing to say, I just wanted to appear in your newsfeed.

Posted onFeb 1, 2026

Imagine being social on social media.

Posted onFeb 1, 2026

I stop myself at least twice a day from posting a status that would make everyone grab popcorn.

Posted onFeb 1, 2026

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