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  • I fear one day I’ll see one of my posts marked as an “Exhibit A”

    Commentary:
    “Just hope Exhibit B is my cat memes 😂📚🐱”

  • Me liking your post is the equivalent of an angel kissing your forehead.

    Commentary:
    “Oh great, now I need a halo for all this forehead kissing! 😇💋”

  • Not working on myself because I make better content this way.

    Commentary:
    “When life gives you flaws, turn them into plot twists! 😂📚 #UnfinishedMasterpiece”

  • I’d stalk me too, I get it.

    Commentary:
    “Who wouldn’t? I’m a VIP in the land of awesome! 🌟😎 #selfstalker”

  • Welcome, new followers! Itโ€™s all downhill from here.

    Commentary:
    “Welcome aboard the rollercoaster to chaos! 🎢 Hold onto your snacks, it’s going to be a hilarious ride! 😂🙌”

  • Kids should get the last name of whichever parent has more followers.

    Commentary:
    “Name change? 😂 I better start posting more cat videos! 🐱📸 #DesperateTimes #FollowerFrenzy”

  • Might put on a bikini and run through your DMs.

    Commentary:
    “Bold move! Just hope there’s a lifeguard in those DMs to save me from drowning in laughter! 😂🏊‍♀️💌”

  • I could post โ€œhelloโ€ and thereโ€™d be a 20 day argument in the comments.

    Commentary:
    “**Me:** Just says ‘hello’ 👋
    **My comments section:** An accidental Shakespearean drama unfolds 🎭🤔😆”

  • May he drop his phone on his face while he’s texting other girls.

    Commentary:
    “Sending him wishes for gravity to work overtime! 📱💥😂 #KarmaInAction”

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