27 Funny spot quotes

• Thought I would mix things up today and sit in a new spot on my couch. Absolute chaos over here.

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  10 hours ago

  change, chaos, couch, here, home, humor, i, mix, new, over, relaxation, sit, sitting, sitting spot, spot, things, thought, today

• My ex was like “I know a spot,” then took me to the lowest point in my life.

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  1 day ago

  disappointment, ex, humor, i, know, life, lowest, lowest point, me, point, relationship, sarcasm, spot

• Had the bed all to myself last night, so you know what that means… I slept in a slightly different spot, and now my neck feels weird.

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  1 day ago

  alone, bed, different, discomfort, feels, i, know, last, means, myself, neck, neck pain, night, pain, sleep, spot, weird

• Women will be like “I know a spot,” and then take you directly to hell.

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  3 weeks ago

  dating, hell, humor, i, know, relationship, spot, take, woman, women

• Someone just honked to get me out of my parking spot faster… so now I have to sit here until both of us are dead.

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  1 month ago

  both, dead, driving, faster, frustration, here, honk, humor, i, impatience, just, me, parking, parking spot, rage, road, road rage, sit, someone, spot, stubbornness, traffic, us, waiting

• The sweet spot is just enough pain to know you’re alive, but not quite enough to wish you were dead.

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  2 months ago

  alive, balance, dead, enough, humor, just, know, life, pain, spot, sweet, sweet spot, wish

• Guys will say, “I know a spot,” and then take you on a downward spiral.

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  2 months ago

  dating, downward, downward spiral, expectations, guy, guys, humor, i, know, relationship, say, spiral, spot, take, trust

• Girls be like, “I know a spot,” then sacrifice you under the full moon.

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  2 months ago

  dating, full, full moon, girl, girls, humor, i, joke, know, lunar, moon, playful, sacrifice, spot, supernatural, under

• I could put my keys in the same spot every day, but why deprive myself of a treasure hunt that makes me late.

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  2 months ago

  activity, daily, daily routine, day, every, forgetfulness, fun, fun activity, humor, hunt, i, keys, late, me, myself, procrastination, punctuality, put, routine, same, spot, treasure, treasure hunt, why

• The empty spot in your bed is for snacks, not liars.

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  2 months ago

  bed, empty, honesty, humor, humor quote, liar, lover, playful, relationship, snack, snack lover, snacks, spot

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