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Someone from 🇧🇦 has viewed:

If he has other girls who make him smile, be different and make him cry.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has downloaded:

Accidentally turned my clocks back too far and ended up at a Wham concert.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has viewed:

I’ve done the math: If the month had 10 days, I would get by with my money.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has shared:

“Stalking”. God forbid I have access to public information and know how to utilize my resources.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

I’m so cold, I wish I could get in the dryer.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has shared:

Y’all can keep the nonchalant ones — I want mine weak in the knees about me.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has bookmarked:

Men only have money the first month of dating, that’s recruitment budget, never confuse it with operational budget.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has viewed:

Turns out my superpower is the ability to go into incredible detail in completely the wrong direction.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has shared:

I have more photos of food on my phone than I do of my children.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

God: “I genuinely don’t remember making you all this stupid.”

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Social Media Log 💫

Reported on Threads:

I logged on to Amazon and they said that they have run out of things that I don’t need.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

No revenge, because losing someone like me is enough.

Making waves on X:

A penguin is a bird the way a hot dog is a sandwich.

Spotted on Messenger:

My girlfriend wants us to try couples counseling and I said we should use my therapist because he already knows what’s wrong with her.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

“At your big age” is one of my favorite insults.

Just shared via YouTube:

Your odds are greater of being killed by a coconut rather than a shark and this is exactly why I don’t swim in coconut-infested waters.

Going viral on Discord:

If at first you don’t succeed, try two more times so your failure is statistically significant.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Thunder is fake. It doesn’t even sync up properly with lightning. There’s some guy who waits till he sees lightning and then he presses the thunder button.

Shared recently on Telegram:

I feel so discombobulated when supermarkets switch up the aisles without texting me first.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Note: Press the button on the elevator as often as possible to activate the secret express function and speed up the thing.

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Funny spot quotes are the perfect way to add a splash of humor 🎉 and wit 😄 to any conversation or caption! Whether you’re looking to brighten someone’s day 🌞 or just share a giggle 🤪, these clever lines hit the mark every time. Get ready to spot the fun and laugh out loud 😂—because life’s too short not to enjoy a good chuckle!

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5 days ago
Share →: Girls be like, “I know a spot,” then sacrifice you under the full moon.

Commentary:
When she says "I know a spot," better hope it's brunch, not rituals! 🌕😂🔮
2 weeks ago
Share →: I could put my keys in the same spot every day, but why deprive myself of a treasure hunt that makes me late.

Commentary:
"Ah yes, the daily quest to find my keys: the only exercise my memory gets these days! 🗝️🤔🔍 Late, but with style!"
3 weeks ago
Share →: The empty spot in your bed is for snacks, not liars.

Commentary:
"Exactly! Snacks never betray you, except maybe when they run out 🍕🍿😂."
3 weeks ago
Share →: I’m glad nobody can see the face I make when I’ve just started the washing machine and then spot a sock on the floor.

Commentary:
"When the sock plot twist hits harder than any TV drama! 🧦😱🤣 #LaundrySurprise"
3 weeks ago
Share →: Striking gold in your 40s: finding a close parking spot that’s in the shade on a hot summer day.

Commentary:
"Who knew shade and proximity could be the secret to midlife bliss? 🏆🚗🌳 #GoldMedalParking"
1 month ago
Share →: They said I can never go back to that Vietnamese spot. They banh mi pho life.

Commentary:
"Guess I'm on their do-not-en-banh mi list! 🍞🚫😂 #PhoRealTho"
2 months ago
Share →: My love life feels like when you finally spot an open space in a full parking lot — and then boom, it’s a motorcycle.

Commentary:
"Story of my life: always parking my heart's hopes in the 'No Cars Allowed' zone! 🏍️💔😂"
2 months ago
Share →: Arguing through text will have you standing in one spot for 40 mins.

Commentary:
"Who knew my texting plan came with a free gym membership? 🏋️‍♂️😂📱"
4 months ago
Share →: Everyone’s gangsta until they spot a double rainbow in the sky.

Commentary:
🌈 Double rainbow sighting, the ultimate game changer! 😂 Suddenly everyone's tough facade melts away in awe of the magical phenomenon. It's amazing how nature's beauty can bring out the soft side in even the toughest of gangstas! 🌈🌈 #RainbowMagic #UnexpectedSofties
5 months ago
Share →: I wish there was a nicer way to say “my natural tendency to spot patterns is making me feel very uncomfortable about you”.

Commentary:
"Me to someone who can't hide their chaotic energy: 'My inner pattern detective is having a meltdown thanks to you 🕵️‍♂️🚨 Maybe we can find some balance between your chaos and my compulsive need for order?' 😂"

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇩🇯 has downloaded:

Yes, officer I saw the speed limit, I just didn’t see your car.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has copied:

Me, telling my kids we’re leaving in 30 minutes: We’re leaving in 5 minutes.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

Your secret is safe with me and my sister.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has copied:

A vibrator is amazing but it doesn’t call me “good girl” unfortunately.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has shared:

Any room can be a bathroom if you hate the person who’s house you’re in.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has bookmarked:

I put the “pro” in procrastinate.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has copied:

Me gasping and flipping off the vultures as they circle above the running track.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has downloaded:

Coffee just tastes better when you are the only one awake in the morning.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has downloaded:

God: “I told you to love thy neighbor – not start trade wars with them.”

Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

The nice thing about getting older is that you don’t even have to be drunk to fall in the bushes.

Social Media Log 💫

Reported on Facebook:

Getting drunk was invented by Big Text to make you send more texts.

Live now on Telegram:

Need to shave my legs again. Blow-drying takes far too long.

Going viral on YouTube:

You’d be surprised how many times you can use the word succulent in a work email.

Just shared via Slack:

That odd feeling when your lunch break is over and you still have to work for another 30 years.

Making waves on Telegram:

Diet Coke is just a fridge cigarette.

Making waves on Slack:

If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth.

Going viral on Slack:

My favorite things about Texas are definitely toast and chainsaw massacres.

Making waves on YouTube:

What genius called it road rage and not locomotive?

Just landed via Facebook:

Hope this email finds you moonwalking out of work early.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Spending all my money on lottery tickets so I’ll either be rich or poor, none of this wishy-washy stuff in the middle.

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