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6 months ago
Share →: Sunday night: Super Bowl party! Monday morning: Toilet Bowl party!

Commentary:
"From touchdowns to touch-downs… 🏈💩 Who knew a Super Bowl party could lead to such a 'crappy' start to the week! 🤣🚽 #SundayFundayTurnedMondayBlues"
6 months ago
Share →: Panda bears are proof that it’s okay to be kind of an idiot as long as you’re super adorable.

Commentary:
"Panda bears: setting the bar high for being cute and clueless at the same time 🐼🤪 Who knew being a lovable goofball could be so endearing? It's like they're saying 'I may not be the brightest bulb in the box, but hey, look at my fluffy cuteness!' 😆🐼 #PandaWisdom"
6 months ago
Share →: When I get the vibe from someone that fitting in is super important to them my first instinct is to bite them.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'fitting in at all costs' vibe. Some say 'fight or flight,' but this person goes with 'bite or jest.' 🧛‍♂️😄 Keep calm and stay true to yourself, even if it means dodging a playful nibble!"
6 months ago
Share →: I wanna meet the person whose parents are super disappointed he went to medical school instead of becoming a stand-up comedian.

Commentary:
"Imagine the disappointment at family gatherings when they expected medical advice but got dad jokes instead… 😂 Who needs a stethoscope when you've got punchlines, right? 🤷‍♂️ Maybe laughter is the best medicine after all! 😆"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m not super into getting older but I do like how nobody asks me to help them move anymore.

Commentary:
"Growing older may have its drawbacks but at least you've paid your dues and earned the ultimate reward – exemption from the dreaded moving day requests! 🚚💪 #AgingGracefully"
6 months ago
Share →: The class: “You want us to do what?” Super Mario: “Jump around, catch and eat the giant mushroom, bang your head against the crates and, if necessary, crush all the critters. It’sa easy!”

Commentary:
"Ah yes, Super Mario always making the extraordinary sound so ordinary! 🍄💥 Who wouldn't want to jump around, eat mushrooms, and channel their inner plumber for a little critter crushing? It's just another day in the Mushroom Kingdom! 🌟🎮 #MarioLogic"
6 months ago
Share →: Aliens are gonna be super confused when they show up threatening to overthrow our leaders and we’re all stoked and offer to help.

Commentary:
"Aliens: 'We come in peace to overthrow your leaders.' Us: 'Wait, which leaders? We got snacks and drinks ready for this party! 🛸🎉👽 #AlienTakeover'"
6 months ago
Share →: Climbing Mount Everest looks super boring and dumb. You just walk uphill, are cold and at the brink of death. No thanks.

Commentary:
"Who needs the thrill of conquering Mount Everest when you can conquer the TV remote from the comfort of your couch with a bag of potato chips? 🏔️🥶🛋️ #AdventureVsLazySunday"
6 months ago
Share →: Life hack: put on an apron at home and people think you’re super busy doing important stuff even when you’re not.

Commentary:
"Life hack: Put on an apron and suddenly transform into a culinary wizard or DIY guru in the eyes of your household 🧙‍♂️🍳 Who knew a simple piece of fabric could be your secret weapon in the battle against being asked to do chores? 😂 #ApronMagic"
$Funny super quotes - Counting calories is a great way to combine super fun things like math and not eating.$

6 months ago
Share →: Counting calories is a great way to combine super fun things like math and not eating.

Commentary:
"Who knew that math and starvation could be such a riot 🤓🍴! Counting calories: the ultimate multitasking experience for those looking to crunch numbers while hunger strikes! 🧮🍔 #MathNerd #HangryHilarity"