19 Funny texts quotes

• Getting drunk was invented by Big Text to make you send more texts.

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  2 months ago

  activity, big, Big Text, communication, drinking, drunk, getting, humor, invention, send, social, social activity, text, texts

• When a woman texts you three questions, you should only answer one. She will love that.

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  2 months ago

  answer, communication, humor, love, only, questions, relationship, should, text, texts, three, woman

• Don’t even bother contacting me on the Ouija Board after I die. I barely answer my texts now.

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  2 months ago

  after, afterlife, answer, board, communication, contact, die, even, ghost, humor, i, me, ouija, Ouija Board, technology, texts

• Naps are like gambling for the tired. You either wake up refreshed or too late to lots of angry texts.

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  2 months ago

  angry, angry text, gambling, humor, late, nap, naps, refreshed, sleep, text, texts, timing, tired, too, wake

• Everyone is using AI to write business emails, texts, etc. At this point in time, we may as well just tell our AIs to talk to each other and then let us know what kind of deal they worked out.

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  3 months ago

  AI, automation, business, communication, deal, deals, emails, everyone, future, humor, just, know, let, point, talk, technology, tell, texts, time, well

• Getting old is not fun. Sometimes I have to check my texts and photos when someone asks me what I did yesterday.

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  3 months ago

  aging, check, daily, daily life, forgetfulness, fun, getting, getting old, i, life, me, memory, old, photos, someone, texts, yesterday

• Always remember, if you ever need me, I’m just several phone calls and unread texts away.

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  3 months ago

  always, away, call, communication, distance, ever, friendship, humor, just, me, need, need me, phone, phone call, remember, reminder, text, texts, unread, unread text

• Not to brag, but I don’t need alcohol to send texts I’ll regret.

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  3 months ago

  alcohol, brag, communication, humor, i, need, regret, relationships, send, social, texts

• I’m tired of adding ‘LOL’ to the end of my texts for sensitive people.

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  3 months ago

  communication, end, humor, lol, people, sarcasm, sensitive, texts, tired

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