74 Funny TV quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: “Real Housewives” is a great oxymoron because nothing about them is real.

  Commentary:
  "Watching 'Real Housewives' is the closest I’ll ever get to a successful acting career! 🎬😂 #NoOscarsNeeded"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I was guest-starring on The Love Boat when you woke me up. You’re dead to me.

  Commentary:
  "Interrupt my cruise again and I'll toss you overboard! 🚢😴☠️"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: A real smart TV would increase the volume when you start eating chips.

  Commentary:
  "Still waiting for the TV that understands my crispy snack struggles! 🍿🤷‍♂️📺🔊"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Fun fact: The US was originally not meant to be a reality TV show.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew the Founding Fathers were just ahead of their time in creating 'America's Next Top Drama'! 🎬🇺🇸🤣"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I miss when there were so many episodes of every show that they all eventually did one where it was hot, and the air conditioning went out.

  Commentary:
  "I miss the days when TV seasons were longer than my to-do list! 📺😅 #BingeWorthy #WhereDidItAllGo"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Can’t wait for the day off from work so I can sit on the couch at home and stare at the TV screen while thinking about work.

  Commentary:
  "When you finally get a day off, and your couch turns into your office 🤦‍♂️📺 #WorkaholicLife"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Trying to spend less time on my phone so I can get back to something I’ve loved since childhood: watching TV.

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, trading thumb workouts for intense couch marathons! 📱➡️📺 #BalanceRestored"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Life is just a series of Sopranos references with some other things mixed in.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the sweet symphony of life—cue the bassline of Sopranos quotes, with a splash of everything else to keep it spicy! 🎶🍝 Sometimes I feel like I’m just one ambitious mob boss trying to locate the best coffee in New Jersey, all while reminiscing about "Forget about it" moments. ☕️🔫 Remember, in the opera of life, the theme music is mostly Sopranos, and the rest is just a dramatic monologue.

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  4 months ago

  Share →: The volume of my TV is 100% dependent on what I’m currently chewing on.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like this TV volume control is directly tied to the chewing rhythm! 📺🍿 #MakesTotalSense"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Back in my day, we had to walk to the TV to change the channel. Uphill, both ways!

  Commentary:
  Ah, the good ol' days of TV aerobics! 💪📺 Those were the times when remote controls were our own two feet, and the ultimate challenge was trying to find the perfect spot for that perfect reception! 🚶‍♂️📡 Let's just say, we've come a long way since the days of channel-surfing marathons and accidental exercise routines! 😂 #ThrowbackTech #TVFitnessGoals 🚶‍

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