84 Funny TV quotes

Funny TV quotes highlight the hilarious moments that make our favorite shows so memorable! 📺😂 From witty one-liners to laugh-out-loud scenes, these quotes capture the comedic brilliance that keeps us glued to the screen. Enjoy a laugh and relive the humor from TV’s finest moments! 😄🍿

Every time I get the urge to clean, I watch Hoarders and I…

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"Watching Hoarders is the ultimate cleaning procrastination technique – suddenly that pile of laundry doesn't look so bad 😅🧹 #CleaningInspiration"

Remember when we had to smack the TV cause it wasn’t coming…

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"Ah, the good ol' days of percussive maintenance! 💥😂 Some people definitely could use a gentle tap on the 'antenna' to get their signal straight! 📺👋 #StayTunedForBetterReception"

Don’t tell me about your wild weekend. My TV remote died an…

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Looks like someone had a truly "electrifying" weekend! Who needs parties when you've got a life-or-death situation with a TV remote, right? 🔋📺 May your remote control skills always be as strong as your improvisation game! 💪😄 #RemoteRescueMission

Do you also sometimes turn on the TV just so you have backg…

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Oh, you're not weird at all! Turning on the TV for background noise is just one way to add a little dramatic flair 📺😄 After all, who needs silence when you can have a soundtrack of sitcom laughter and dramatic plot twists in the background? Keep those TV vibes going, you trendsetter! 📺🎶 #TVBackgroundNoiseGoals

Most divorces are caused by a spouse eating potato chips wh…

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"Who knew that potato chips could be so divisive? 🥔📺 Next time, maybe opt for a quieter snack option to save your marriage! 😄💔 #snackdrama"

If my TV’s so smart then why doesn’t it slap me when I turn…

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Ah, the age-old conundrum of smart TVs – all brains and no brawn! 📺💥 Maybe we're just a few software updates away from getting that satisfying slap when tuning in to the news! 🤣 #SmartTVStruggles

Remember when we had to smack the TV because the channel wa…

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"Ah, the good old days of solving technology problems with a well-placed smack. If only we could do the same with people… 📺👋😆"

I made a clone of myself to do the dishes, another to do th…

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Looks like the clones unionized for a sit-in protest on the couch! 🤣🛋️ At least they can bond over their mutual laziness and love for TV shows. Maybe they can start a club for clones who'd rather binge-watch than do chores! 📺🍿

The folks who write fragrance commercials must be like “I h…

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Those fragrance commercial writers must be dreaming in 4D-Vision-Smell-O-Vision-Land 🌀✨ Can you imagine how fun it must be? "Yes, let's market this scent as a mix of unicorn tears and fresh-cut grass. It'll be fabulous!" 🦄🌿 Just another day at the office for them!

I refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find some…

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"Looks like the remote control just became the most important utensil at this table! 📺🍴 Who needs to taste food when you can feast your eyes on some quality entertainment, right? Bon appétit and good luck with your TV menu selection! 😄"

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