25 Funny twice quotes

• Turns out, college is all about forming unspoken, powerful bonds with people you talk to twice.

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  4 weeks ago

  bond, college, conversation, forming, friendship, humor, interaction, people, powerful, social, social interaction, talk, twice, unspoken

• Not to be dramatic, but when I accidentally save a file twice and it adds that (1) at the end, it is the worst moment of my life.

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  4 weeks ago

  1, accidental, accidental save, accidentally, computer, computer frustration, digital, digital life, dramatic, duplication, end, file, file duplication, file management, file saving, frustration, funny moment, humor, i, life, management, moment, save, saving, technology, technology humor, twice, worst

• I’m sorry I mistook all our laughs, long nights, sweet texts, and inside jokes as you caring. I’ll think twice before wasting my time again.

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  4 weeks ago

  again, apology, before, care, caring, humor, i, inside, inside joke, joke, jokes, laugh, laughs, night, nights, relationship, sarcasm, sorry, sweet, text, texts, think, time, twice, wasting

• Does bisexual mean twice as sexual or once every other sexual?

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  4 weeks ago

  bisexual, every, humor, mean, once, orientation, sexual, sexual orientation, sexuality, twice, wordplay

• I stop myself at least twice a day from posting a status that would make everyone grab popcorn.

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  4 weeks ago

  daily, daily routine, day, everyone, humor, i, least, media, myself, popcorn, posting, routine, self-control, social, social media, status, status update, stop, twice, update

• I’m not an alcoholic, I only drink twice a year. When it’s sunny, and when it isn’t.

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  4 weeks ago

  alcoholic, drink, drinking, drinking habit, habit, humor, i, only, sunny, twice, weather, year

• “You’re so quiet!” Thanks! I actually tried to speak twice but you kept talking over me.

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  1 month ago

  actually, communication, conversation, humor, i, interaction, me, over, quiet, sarcasm, social, social interaction, speak, talk, talking, thanks, tried, twice

• For Valentine’s Day, I’m gift-wrapping a shirt my husband hasn’t worn in years. It’s the thought that counts—and technically, I thought of it twice.

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  1 month ago

  creativity, day, gift, humor, husband, i, present, relationship, shirt, thought, twice, valentine’s, Valentine’s Day

• I accidentally poured vodka on my orange juice this morning. Twice.

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  1 month ago

  accident, accidentally, breakfast, drink, humor, i, juice, mix-up, morning, orange, orange juice, twice, vodka

• Santa Claus isn’t real. Ain’t no man checking a list twice.

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  1 month ago

  checking, claus, holiday, humor, list, man, myth, real, Santa, skepticism, twice

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