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Going from summer clothes to winter clothes: “Okay!” Going from winter clothes to summer clothes: “I AM NOT READY!”

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My birthday wish is for everyone to ignore my birthday.

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Dear everyone. Upset, bored, angry or hungry. I’m here for you. Sincerely, fridge.

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Have y’all tried calories? They’re so good.

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Happiness is when you really have nothing to do with people you want absolutely nothing to do with.

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I got called “pretty” today! Well, the full sentence was “You’re pretty annoying,” but I only focus on the positive things.

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I took the first step towards cleaning out my closet today. I went in there and looked it over good.

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I’m not a fan of camping, if I wanted to sleep outside I wouldn’t pay my mortgage.

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I’ve surpassed the need for coffee, for I have evolved into a higher state of awesome.

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Sometime you meet such a prince that you’d rather marry the horse.

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Hey, I noticed you’re not saying what I want.

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Stop checking up on your friends, and check up on me.

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Why is it spelled “camouflage” and not “ “?

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Somewhere on our planet, there is someone who doesn’t care about you at this moment. It could be billions.

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It’s comical when I lean back in my chair only to realize it’s a stool.

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Been there, done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn.

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This book ain’t got no pictures.

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I made a resolution to eat better and exercise in the new year but didn’t specify which year I was referring to.

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1pm, the perfect time to start doing the work I woke up early to get a jump on.

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It’s okay to get rid of the boxes for the electronic things you’ve had for the past couple of years.

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A moment of silence for everything I have to do but am not doing.

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The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.

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Grocery shopping while hungry feels like online shopping while drunk.

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The worst thing about having children is the parents of the other children.

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I’ve been doing Dry January, but it’s literally just been my lips and skin.

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Why can’t men just call you pretty without wording it uncomfortably?

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If you’re having trouble finding the match to one of your socks, throw it away and the missing one will immediately show up. Follow me for more life hacks.

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British people be like “I’m Bri ish” cause they drank the “T”

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Nothing prepares you for the day you wake up and realize you have a favorite cardigan.

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No, it’s fine. I watched some cartoons and now I feel a little more at ease with your stupidness.

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All cars should have a rubber bumper all the way around so we can hit each other.

I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.

I was going to warn my kids about the repercussions of drugs and alcohol until I realized that they in fact were the repercussions of drugs and alcohol.

Me waking up: wow, I can’t wait to go to sleep tonight.

Nowadays, people no longer look for a needle in a haystack, but for errors in a spreadsheet.

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The single star on Texas’ flag is actually a review.

My body is like my phone battery. Usually drained by 4pm.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

They should invent a rest for the wicked.

The sexual orientation where you’re attracted to both and men and women but they’re not attracted to you is called Bi-yourself.

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My husband is looking for the remote control. I need everyone to stand up for a minute.

I’m probably like this because I drank water from the hose.

God created childbirth so women could know how men feel when we have a cold.

That one unemployed roommate who gets a package every day.

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An adventure and a dragon would cure me.

Life is just a series of Sopranos references with some other things mixed in.

Skinning your knee as an adult is so humiliating. That’s the toddler injury.

The cynicism of those who urge me not to do what I can to help the Nigerian royal family.

The only person I ever call is my wife, and that’s just when we’re trying to find her phone.

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