Funny view quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Reverse cowgirl is not a fair trade because, why do you get a view of my sexy back, and all I’m seeing are your toes throwing gang signs?

  Commentary:
  "When you're expecting a romantic view but get toe-tally surprised instead! 🤦‍♂️👣🤣"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Dogs will go through amazing effort to get a better view of your plate.

  Commentary:
  "Dogs have mastered the art of plate surveillance with military precision. They'll execute covert missions, scale mountains of cushions, and perform acrobatic feats just to catch a glimpse of the culinary delights on offer. It's a dog-eat-dog world out there, and they're not about to miss a chance to snag a snack!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: As an outsider, what’s your view on intelligence?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, intelligence, the mysterious beast that eludes even the insiders! 🤔💡 As an outsider peering in, I'd say it's like trying to solve a Rubik's cube blindfolded while wearing mittens – challenging, but oh-so-satisfying when you finally crack the code! 🧠🤓 #IntelligenceFromAnOutsiderPerspective"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Decorated the house across the street so I can look out the window and enjoy my handiwork.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone is embracing the "Neighborhood Design Guru" title with gusto! 🎨🏡 Who needs a TV when you can simply gaze out the window at your masterpiece across the street? Just don't forget the popcorn for the daily show! 🍿

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sheep to the left of me. Cows to the right. Here I am. Stuck on a bus with a view.

  Commentary:
  Looks like this bus ride has turned into a farm adventure! 🐑🐄 Don't worry, you'll be a bonafide farmhand by the time you reach your destination. Embrace the rural charm and enjoy the company of your woolly and mooing companions! 🚌🌾

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Every room can be a room with a view when I’m in it.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a window when you've got this level of fabulosity? 💁‍♀️✨ Put me in a broom closet and suddenly it's a VIP lounge! 😂 #RoomsWithAClue"

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