109 Funny wait quotes

• Everyone’s gangsta till you’re waiting on your dog to poop.

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  2 months ago

  animal, dog, gangsta, humor, patience, pet, poop, wait, waiting

• Sure, breakups are hard, but have you ever had to wait for your phone to stop ringing so you can start using it again?

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  2 months ago

  again, annoyance, breakup, ever, hard, humor, phone, ringing, start, stop, sure, technology, using, wait, waiting

• A couple of birds are outside fighting. Wait. They’ve quieted down. There’s a third bird. I think he may be their therapist.

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  2 months ago

  amusing, animals, bird, birds, communication, couple, fight, fighting, humor, i, nature, outside, playful, therapist, therapy, think, third, wait

• If you wait until the last minute to do something, it only takes a minute to do it.

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  2 months ago

  humor, last, last minute, management, minute, motivation, only, procrastination, something, time, time management, urgency, wait

• Zelda was easier as a kid because if you hit a hard puzzle, you could just wait a few days for more brain matter to come in, but now it’s the opposite.

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  2 months ago

  age, brain, childhood, days, difficulty, easier, gaming, hard, hit, humor, just, kid, matter, mental, mental age, nostalgia, opposite, patience, puzzle, wait, Zelda

• Words I heard most when I ran errands with my dad: “Wait in the truck.”

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  2 months ago

  childhood, dad, errands, family, humor, i, most, parenting, ran, truck, wait, waiting, words

• Can’t wait to get past this phase of my life. I need to see what all of this was for.

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  2 months ago

  future, growth, humor, i, life, motivation, need, past, personal, personal growth, phase, reflection, wait

• Can’t wait for the day off from work so I can sit on the couch at home and stare at the TV screen while thinking about work.

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  2 months ago

  couch, day, day off, home, humor, i, leisure, procrastination, relaxation, screen, sit, stare, staycation, thinking, TV, wait, while, work

• “Can’t wait till I get older” was the dumbest thing I ever said.

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  2 months ago

  age, dumbest, ever, humor, i, life, life stage, nostalgia, older, regret, said, stage, thing, wait, wisdom, youth

• “Your password is too weak.” Just wait until you see my will to live.

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  2 months ago

  dark, dark humor, frustration, health, humor, just, live, mental, mental health, password, resilience, sarcasm, too, wait

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