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My dogs have learned that whenever they hear the f-word in the kitchen, there’s now food on the floor.

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The day they handed out patience, I left because it was taking too long.

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Reverse cowgirl so he doesn’t see the double chin.

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Never trust someone who can eat 24/7 but is still skinny.

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I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has viewed:

Every time I have to repeat myself, a new curse word gets added into the sentence.

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I dreamed I won the lottery, so you can imagine how thrilled I was to wake up and get ready for work.

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It’s interesting growing up and discovering that most adults are not that clever. I had my suspicions as a kid but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

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Stop checking your phone every minute. No one loves you.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

The true horror genre: my old Facebook statuses.

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Seen just now on Pinterest:

Just asked this girl Hannah how she spells her name, and she just said, “Two of everything, darling.” Iconic!

Going viral on Discord:

This time last night, there was a spider so big in my bathroom it put me under a glass on a postcard and carried me out.

Live now on Instagram:

Too many toilets have automatically flushed underneath me for me not to have reservations about self-driving cars.

Trending via Twitch:

Watching my wife absolutely hate my daughter’s boyfriend while being nice and hospitable to him has made me question every interaction I’ve had with another human being in my life.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Obituaries should have clickbait titles.

Breaking via WeChat:

I don’t drink and drive, but some people drive me to drink.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Japanese Latina catgirl be like ña.

Spotted on TikTok:

Y’all be riding them bikes in the street like I don’t gotta look up my next song.

Just shared via WeChat:

Any room can be a rage room if you just give me a minute.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Wow, you have a very impressive collection of strange tendencies.

19 Funny wardrobe quotes

Funny wardrobe quotes bring a splash of humor to your closet chaos 🎉👗 From outfit dilemmas to fashion fails, these witty lines capture the struggle and joy of getting dressed every day 😂👚 Ready to laugh at your own style adventures? Dive into the lighter side of fashion and let your wardrobe woes turn into giggles! 🛍️✨

New funny wardrobe quotes 👇

Over Christmas, some bastard has snuck into my house, gone into my wardrobe, stolen my work trousers, and replaced them with a smaller pair.

4 weeks ago

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I could own a thousand summer dresses, and it still wouldn’t be enough.

4 weeks ago

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I don’t understand my wardrobe. It’s full, but I don’t have clothes.

4 weeks ago

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Listen up. If he hooks his sunglasses in the front collar of his shirt, he’s got something important to say.

4 weeks ago

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Saw a big spider crawl into my closet last night. He’s probably in there trying on all my clothes, acting like he’s me.

4 weeks ago

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The fact that I have more clothes to sleep in than I do to go out in says a lot about who I am as a person.

4 weeks ago

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Nothing prepares you for the day you wake up and realize you have a favorite cardigan.

4 weeks ago

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Taking a guy from skinny jeans to linen trousers, that’s my way of giving back to society.

4 weeks ago

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I think some outfits just aren’t meant to be worn unless you’re getting straight into a car.

4 weeks ago

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Wearing white pants today, so it’s really just a matter of time before I spill something on myself.

4 weeks ago

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Social Media Stars ⭐

49 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Everyone thinks they’re a badass until seaweed brushes their leg.

56 shares on YouTube this month:

Revenge has no expiry date. I will deal with you when I’m ready.

55 shares on Slack this month:

Guys with grey in their beards will do that thing you like.

73 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’m not sure what everyone at my coworking space does for work, but I’m pretty sure one guy’s job is chewing.

98 shares on LinkedIn this month:

There’s no reason my stomach should be growling, I just gave it some iced coffee.

70 shares on Discord this month:

Just because you are unique, doesn’t mean you are useful.

91 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Don’t worry password, I’m insecure too.

42 shares on X this month:

It’s completely absurd that Silicon Valley is pushing AI on us before they figured out how to keep fries fresh for longer.

92 shares on Snapchat this month:

Remember the good old days when you didn’t have to wonder if the person messaging you was a bot or not?

31 shares on Pinterest this month:

Taking off my house pajamas to put on my errands pajamas.

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Hot Jokes 💥

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Lovingly looking at my dog knowing I’m about to ruin her day with a bath.

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Perks of dating me: you will be the hot one.

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Love it when my brain is like, “You forgot something,” and then refuses to elaborate.

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“Do you like using Twitter?” Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

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Source? It was revealed to me on a walk.

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If craziness could fly, some people would have their own airport.

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People be like “I love your energy” – then drain it.

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She was rare. Like a parking spot in the front row on a rainy day.

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Hi, I’m a social media user, you might know me from such hits as “I’m leaving this stupid place” and “I’m back everybody.”

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So cool that avocados come with those little wooden balls inside, I think I have collected the whole set.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇩🇲 has shared:

Jingle all the way? In this economy?

Someone from 🇸🇳 has downloaded:

They’re making me get out of bed.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

If these walls could talk, they would definitely say “Wow, this guy really does add cheese to everything after all!”

Someone from 🇺🇸 has bookmarked:

If your man cheats on you, dump him and date his dad, make him your step son.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has bookmarked:

I like riding by myself so I can replay 1 song 111 times with no complaints.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has bookmarked:

Therapy? I have Spotify.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has downloaded:

I always do my best sleeping in the 10 minutes before my alarm goes off.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

Sorry for the things I said when I thought you weren’t listening.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has bookmarked:

I was dropped as an adult.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has bookmarked:

Vibrators are wrong and unnatural. The Bible said Adam and Eve, not Florence and the Machine.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on X:

All I do is go to work, come home, blink and suddenly I’m back at work.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Watering plants qualifies as a hobby.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Any room can be an escape room when you have diarrhea.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Me leaving the house: I hope I don’t see anyone.

Spotted on Snapchat:

I hate it when I’m gossiping at work and a customer wants to be served. How rude is that?

Just shared via WhatsApp:

The first person to throw out bath water: Uh oh.

Seen just now on Slack:

The little umbrella is so unnecessary. Like, my drink is already wet, bro.

Live now on WeChat:

“You’re a cardiologist? Is that like a fancy name for an auto mechanic?”

Trending via Facebook:

Friends with benefits, but it’s just that they make delicious baked goods.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

My husband keeps borrowing and losing my tweezers, so I’m naming this chin hair after him.

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