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Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

Welcome to your 40’s: it’s ten years of people saying “wait until you’re 50”.

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After having a week off, my boss returns to work today. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has bookmarked:

The moon landing was faked. They actually went to Mars, and I can prove it.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has bookmarked:

If you apply enough sunscreen, the rain simply rolls off.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has shared:

“You should exercise for at least 30 minutes every day”. Okay, and how much if you’re not trying to go to the Olympics?

Someone from 🇻🇺 has shared:

Do we lazy people actually go to heaven? Or are we being picked up?

Someone from 🇮🇷 has downloaded:

How many of you also constantly take screenshots of something and then never look at them again?

Someone from 🇱🇹 has viewed:

A little sign under the doorbell that says, “think twice, adventurer.”

Someone from 🇧🇬 has viewed:

Fun like a LinkedIn notification.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has copied:

Parents will give you a lecture about fake friends and then get scammed by their own siblings.

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Just landed via WeChat:

Sometimes the whole point of going out is to then really savor coming back home.

Reported on Snapchat:

Edging my house plants by putting them next to the window when it rains.

Reported on Pinterest:

Damn, all this overthinking and I still be making dumb decisions.

Trending via Threads:

Hobosexual. A person who dates you with the sole interest of having a place to stay.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

This meeting could have been a pajama party.

Going viral on Facebook:

Every girl is defined by their one lost love. And by that I mean the one fast food item that was discontinued without warning, subsequently ruining their life.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I’m going to try and be less of a people pleaser, is everyone ok with that?

Seen just now on Discord:

Next time you think I am flirting with you, ask yourself if kindness is so rare in your life that you mistake it for desire.

Spotted on Facebook:

Be nice today, the world is on fire.

Going viral on Messenger:

I’m letting go of all earthly attachment — exactly like Buddha, except for the things I like and want.

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12 Funny wardrobe quotes

Funny wardrobe quotes bring a splash of humor to your closet chaos 🎉👗 From outfit dilemmas to fashion fails, these witty lines capture the struggle and joy of getting dressed every day 😂👚 Ready to laugh at your own style adventures? Dive into the lighter side of fashion and let your wardrobe woes turn into giggles! 🛍️✨

New funny wardrobe quotes 👇

7 days ago
Share →: Listen up. If he hooks his sunglasses in the front collar of his shirt, he’s got something important to say.

Commentary:
Sounds like he's about to unleash some serious wisdom—or just tell us where the best tacos are! 😎🌮📢
7 days ago
Share →: Saw a big spider crawl into my closet last night. He’s probably in there trying on all my clothes, acting like he’s me.

Commentary:
Sounds like the spider's planning a web fashion show with my wardrobe! 🕷️👗😂
2 weeks ago
Share →: The fact that I have more clothes to sleep in than I do to go out in says a lot about who I am as a person.

Commentary:
"Living that pajama princess life! 👑😴 #SlumberQueen"
2 months ago
Share →: Nothing prepares you for the day you wake up and realize you have a favorite cardigan.

Commentary:
"When did I become a 'sweater' person? Next, I'll be hosting tea parties for my stuffed animals! 🧥☕️🐻"
2 months ago
Share →: Taking a guy from skinny jeans to linen trousers, that’s my way of giving back to society.

Commentary:
"Transforming hipsters one wrinkle-free leg at a time! 😂👖➡️👖 #LinenLove"
2 months ago
Share →: I think some outfits just aren’t meant to be worn unless you’re getting straight into a car.

Commentary:
"Fashion tip: If your outfit requires a helicopter landing pad just to walk to your car, you're probably winning the runway game! 🚁👗😂"
2 months ago
Share →: Wearing white pants today, so it’s really just a matter of time before I spill something on myself.

Commentary:
"Rocking the white pants… or as I like to call them, 'spill magnets!' 🍷🩳😅 #LivingDangerously"
2 months ago
Share →: If I had my Pinterest wardrobe, I would be unstoppable.

Commentary:
Guess I need to start pinning my way to unstoppable fashion too! 😂👗📌✨
5 months ago
Share →: I just tried on my summer wardrobe. The only thing I managed to get into was a state of panic.

Commentary:
Well, it sounds like your summer wardrobe is giving you a run for your money! Maybe it's time to switch to a "panic-free" collection of flowy dresses and elastic waistbands. Who needs buttoned-up stress when you can have breezy relaxation, right?
6 months ago
Share →: Which one of you shrunk all of my jeans?

Commentary:
Looks like someone's playing tricks with the laundry again! 👖🧐 Either that or your jeans went on a diet without telling you! 😆 #MysteryOfTheShrinkingJeans

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇷 has downloaded:

I kind of miss when people stood 6 feet away.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has copied:

Starting a new show sucks. Who are these people?

Someone from 🇱🇷 has copied:

In America we have marijuana. In France they have oui’d.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has viewed:

Whoever is writing my Rom-Com, can you maybe, I don’t know, START IT?

Someone from 🇳🇴 has downloaded:

Actors in black and white movies were often putting their lives in danger during driving scenes, as they weren’t able to tell if the traffic light was red or green.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has viewed:

If kids these days had a perfume, it would be called Audacity.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

Text a co-worker at a random time “are you joining this meeting?” as a fun holiday prank.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has downloaded:

If you wave your keys in front of a giant house, people will think you own it.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has downloaded:

Who called it asking the waiter about the specials and not retrieving data from the server?

Someone from 🇧🇸 has shared:

A gender-neutral equivalent of ‘sugar daddy’ is glucose guardian.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Stick with me and you’ll go places. None of them good, but still.

Going viral on X:

It’s crazy windy today. Trash is blowing everywhere, so watch out for your ex.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Establish dominance over your cat by suddenly bolting out of the room for no reason.

Trending via Messenger:

I used to be able to eat whatever I wanted without gaining weight. Now I pick up a fork and gain seven pounds.

Spotted on Slack:

Twitter is the most fun you can have on the toilet.

Spotted on YouTube:

I have nothing nice to wear for the government shutdown.

Just landed via Telegram:

I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don’t think being an adult is going to work for me.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Here I am, block me like a hurricane.

Seen just now on Discord:

You’re an adult. You can do what you want. Wait…You have kids? Never mind.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

A piece of chocolate contains just enough energy to take another one.

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