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Someone from 🇩🇲 has viewed:

Bands are always like “here’s another song”. Yeah, no shit, that’s pretty much all you do.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has downloaded:

It’s messed up that there are a million songs about love, but zero about hopping on a quick call with key stakeholders.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has downloaded:

Everyone is either engaged, at a run club, doing their master’s, or in Japan.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

My husband is the do-it-yourself type. I asked him to take out the garbage and he said, “do it yourself.”

Someone from 🇰🇪 has viewed:

I personally get offended when rain is referred to as “bad weather.”

Someone from 🇷🇺 has viewed:

If I was a mythical creature, I’d be a Sighclops.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has copied:

You can never really “own” earbuds. You just have to appreciate the time you had together.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has downloaded:

You befriend a guy and a few days later he’s like “I wanna talk to you about something”. Please, God, let it be about the economy.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has viewed:

Curious that talented athletes frequently credit God when they win, but we rarely see them blame God when they lose.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has viewed:

Like, who are those little paper umbrellas trying to protect?

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Seen just now on Slack:

We should be able to go to the bar and drink to watch Love Island, like men do with sports.

Shared recently on YouTube:

My tattoo means that I can’t be trusted with $200.

Just landed via Telegram:

You sound smart. You some kinda ‘ologist?

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Researchers have discovered that birthdays are healthy. People who have more grow older.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Crazy part about being an overthinker is most times you right.

Seen just now on Slack:

If your store’s bowl of water is just for pets, you should really put up a sign.

Breaking via TikTok:

Forget Botox. If you really want to look younger, get braces.

Seen just now on WeChat:

You look like you can go as yourself for Halloween.

Breaking via Slack:

So many songs that tell you to throw your hands in the air like you just don’t care, so few about the hazards of ceiling fans.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

It’s weird when you realize that what you thought was rock bottom was actually somewhere around rock middle.

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26 shares on Instagram this month:

Our parents are going to be shocked when they find out that most of us are serious about not getting married.

15 shares on Facebook this month:

I know this ain’t smart, but that never stopped me before.

67 shares on Facebook this month:

Having a sunburn is so humiliating. Now everyone knows I was unprepared for the realities of the wilderness. It marks me as the weakest link. The hungry animals are closing in.

73 shares on Twitch this month:

Social media may have been a mistake.

15 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’m not scared of love, I’m scared of insufficient cash.

27 shares on WeChat this month:

We decided to have money instead of children.

12 shares on Reddit this month:

Stop giving kids Bible names but no Bible lessons. Moses tried to rob me last night.

59 shares on YouTube this month:

Just paid my rent, now I have a warm place to starve in.

88 shares on Discord this month:

Me, on New Year’s Eve: I think instead of kissing at midnight, I’m just going to go outside and scream.

77 shares on Instagram this month:

“Those tattoos will make it harder to get a job!” Okay, well so will my personality.

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This year should be named “things I never thought could happen”.

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The bad news is I forgot to wear my spaghetti-eating shirt. The good news is I have a new spaghetti-eating shirt.

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Authentic isn’t automatically good. You could be an authentic douchebag.

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I’m like a candle: I’m cute, I smell nice, and there’s a pretty good chance I’ll set your curtains on fire if left unattended.

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I firmly believe that at this point my guardian angel is just eating popcorn and watching the drama.

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I just love the lack of privacy in the pharmacy line. Just standing there shouting out my name, date of birth, and exactly what is wrong with me for the world to hear.

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Yesterday, I went to the grocery store, and I managed to come home without any junk food. Now, I’m mad that we don’t have any junk food.

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I like to notice patterns and do nothing about it.

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I want to be gangsta but my grandma said no.

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They said don’t try this at home, so I’m coming over to your place.

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Someone from 🇧🇳 has viewed:

The first 120 hours after the weekend are always the worst.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

Al guys are like, “We can’t use it to cure cancer, but we can suck all the joy and purpose out of life so that dying isn’t sad.”

Someone from 🇸🇹 has downloaded:

I always have a cheap bottle of wine in the house in case any family visit.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has downloaded:

Don’t even get into my car if you’re just gonna scream every time I hit something.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has bookmarked:

Girls … I understood why they advise us to get married and have kids before 25. Because after that, our brain starts working, and the decision won’t seem so reasonable anymore.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has bookmarked:

Welcome to middle age. Everything you encounter is either blurry or too loud now.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has viewed:

It’s with a heavy heart and a deep sadness that I have to announce that I’m at work.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has viewed:

Skinny people are easier to get blown around by storms. These donuts are for my safety.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has copied:

I get so flattered when butterflies or bees buzz around me. Like, sorry ladies, I’m not a flower, but it’s so sweet that you thought I was. Hehe.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has bookmarked:

Studies show that people with high IQs tend to be lazy, or something like that. I didn’t read the whole article.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on YouTube:

Being an adult is a little out of my price range right now.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Nice thing about dating a doctor is if you wanna stop seeing them, you can just eat an apple.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Choosing to ignore my strangely symbolic dream because I have a lot going on right now already.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Scientists just confirmed that our dreams were real in another reality.

Just landed via YouTube:

If you wish me a happy Thanksgiving, don’t be surprised if I whip out a ziplock bag and ask you to bring me home some leftovers.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

“We will go ahead and make these changes if we don’t hear from you before Friday” is such an elegant way to solve problems.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Aliens traveled millions of light years to get here to visit New Jersey.

Going viral on TikTok:

Stop blaming everyone for all your problems. Pick one person you hate and blame them for everything.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

It was a complicated 17-hour surgery, but they finally managed to separate the art from the artist.

Spotted on Reddit:

Be bold, be italic, but never regular.

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