30 Funny weight loss quotes

• Gyms are empty because they’re all on weight loss drugs.

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  drug, drugs, empty, empty gym, fitness, gym, humor, loss, weight, weight loss

• Losing weight is basically all about being cold 90% of the time.

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  90, being, body, body temperature, cold, dieting, humor, losing, loss, temperature, time, weight, weight loss

• My New Year’s resolution is to be less presumptuous and rude to others. I’ll bet yours is to lose weight, isn’t it?

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  bet, humor, less, lose, loss, new, New Year’s resolution, others, presumption, resolution, rude, rudeness, sarcasm, weight, weight loss, year’s, yours

• The best weight you’ll ever lose is the weight of other people’s opinions.

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  best, confidence, ever, humor, lose, loss, motivation, opinion, opinions, self, self-confidence, weight, weight loss, wisdom

• That moment when it’s January in a couple of weeks, and you realize you are still trying to lose weight from last January.

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  couple, diet, humor, January, last, lose, loss, moment, new, new year resolution, passing, procrastination, realize, resolution, still, time, time passing, trying, weeks, weight, weight loss, year

• Accidentally said I was on a diet instead of in a calorie deficit, and now everyone knows I’m from the 1900s.

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  1900s, accidentally, calorie, calorie deficit, deficit, diet, everyone, food, humor, i, knows, loss, mistake, old fashioned, old-fashioned phrase, phrase, said, weight, weight loss

• Shaved my bush and went down a pants size.

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  body, body grooming, bush, fashion, grooming, humor, loss, pants, pants size, shave, shaved, size, weight, weight loss

• Love those deep burps that instantly make me feel like I lost 10 lbs.

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  body, body function, burp, comedy, deep, digestion, feel, function, humor, i, lighthearted, loss, lost, love, me, self, self humor, weight, weight loss

• Not eating the cookie I’m craving. I better wake up skinny tomorrow.

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  better, cookie, craving, diet, eating, humor, i, loss, motivation, self-control, skinny, temptation, tomorrow, wake, weight, weight loss

• Being a woman is hard. You always want to buy something, slap someone, lose weight and eat something sweet.

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  always, anger, being, buy, daily, daily struggle, eat, hard, humor, lose, loss, relatable, shopping, slap, someone, something, struggle, sweet, sweets, want, weight, weight loss, woman

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