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"Me skipping the midnight cookie: tomorrow, I'm expecting to wake up as a runway model. 😂🍪💃"
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- Being a woman is hard. You always want to buy something, slap someone, lose weight and eat something sweet.
- Want to lose weight for the summer? Don’t worry, just check in your luggage at the airport. You’ll never see those pounds again.
- I think I’m about six months away from the perfect ‘before’ picture.
- I’ve been following this strict diet all week and so far all I’ve lost is my patience.
- Diet day #1: All the unhealthy food has been removed from the house. It was delicious.
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Ah, the classic quest for the elusive “skinny” flavor—because nothing beats the feeling of literally starving for that perfect moment of satisfaction! 😂🍎 Remember, balance is key, and sometimes a slice of pizza is just as good as a run on the treadmill! 🍕🏃♀️💫 -
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"Oh, the age-old question of fitness enthusiasts everywhere! 💪📺 It's like a never-ending cycle of buying exercise videos in the hopes that maybe this time, this workout will be the magical one to transform us into fitness gods and goddesses! 🧘♂️🏋️♀️ Just remember, the true workout starts when you actually press play! 😉 #FitnessStruggles" -
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"Oh, the betrayal of diets! They promise so much, but when it comes to giving back, they ghost you like a bad date. Unfollowing seems like the only reasonable response – who needs that kind of one-sided relationship anyway?" -
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"Ah, the classic 'eat now, pray later' diet strategy. It's like a culinary Hail Mary pass – you never know when the miracle will happen, but you're definitely hoping for a touchdown in the form of a metabolism boost!" -
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"Whoever said 'being on a diet isn't so bad if you don't follow it' clearly knows the secret to a guilt-free snack attack 🍪🥗 Pro tip: Just call it 'diet-adjacent' and you're good to go! 😄 #DietingDilemmas" -
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Oh no, your bank account has been slimming down like it's on a weight loss medication! 💸💊 Looks like it's in for a bit of a financial detox! 😂 #BankAccountGoals
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- I’m nervous that my diet pill will stick in my throat, so I usually eat a few cookies after to help push it down.
- I think my bank account has been taking Ozempic.
- Not eating the cookie I’m craving. I better wake up skinny tomorrow.
- How many exercise videos do you have to buy before you get some results?
- Just once I’d like to read a medication label that says: Warning, may cause permanent weight loss, increased energy and wrinkle removal.
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