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16 Funny weight loss quotes

Napping is the best activity for weight loss, because I can't eat anything when I'm asleep!

Napping is the best activity for weight loss, because I can’t eat anything when I’m asleep!

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025
I followed a diet but it didn't follow me back, so I unfollowed it.

I followed a diet but it didn’t follow me back, so I unfollowed it.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025
I'm on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle.

I’m on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025
Being on a diet isn't so bad if you don't follow it.

Being on a diet isn’t so bad if you don’t follow it.

Funny Quotes Feb 4, 2025
My fitness goal is to lose two straight jacket sizes.

My fitness goal is to lose two straight jacket sizes.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
Wouldn't it be nice if you could donate your own body fat to those who need it more urgently?

Wouldn’t it be nice if you could donate your own body fat to those who need it more urgently?

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
I'm nervous that my diet pill will stick in my throat, so I usually eat a few cookies after to help push it down.

I’m nervous that my diet pill will stick in my throat, so I usually eat a few cookies after to help push it down.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
I’ve been following this strict diet all week and so far all I’ve lost is my patience.

I’ve been following this strict diet all week and so far all I’ve lost is my patience.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025
Want to lose weight for the summer? Don't worry, just check in your luggage at the airport. You'll never see those pounds again.

Want to lose weight for the summer? Don’t worry, just check in your luggage at the airport. You’ll never see those pounds again.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025