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23 Funny weight loss quotes

Funny weight loss quotes are the perfect way to keep your fitness journey light and entertaining ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ช Whether youโ€™re sweating it out or just dreaming of donuts ๐Ÿฉ, a little humor goes a long way in staying motivated! Ready to laugh through the struggle and celebrate every victory with a smile? Letโ€™s dive into the funniest, most relatable sayings that make shedding pounds a whole lot more fun ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ”ฅ

I wish rage burned calories. I would be so skinny.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Accidentally said I was on a diet instead of in a calorie deficit, and now everyone knows Iโ€™m from the 1900s.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Shaved my bush and went down a pants size.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Love those deep burps that instantly make me feel like I lost 10 lbs.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Not eating the cookie Iโ€™m craving. I better wake up skinny tomorrow.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Being a woman is hard. You always want to buy something, slap someone, lose weight and eat something sweet.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

How many exercise videos do you have to buy before you get some results?

Posted on4 months ago

How to have flat stomach: remove all of your organs.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

Napping is the best activity for weight loss, because I can’t eat anything when I’m asleep!

Posted onFeb 25, 2025

I followed a diet but it didn’t follow me back, so I unfollowed it.

Posted onFeb 25, 2025

I’m on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle.

Posted onFeb 25, 2025

Being on a diet isn’t so bad if you don’t follow it.

Posted onFeb 4, 2025Feb 4, 2025

I think my bank account has been taking Ozempic.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

My fitness goal is to lose two straight jacket sizes.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Wouldn’t it be nice if you could donate your own body fat to those who need it more urgently?

Posted onJan 24, 2025

I’m nervous that my diet pill will stick in my throat, so I usually eat a few cookies after to help push it down.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Iโ€™ve been following this strict diet all week and so far all Iโ€™ve lost is my patience.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

Want to lose weight for the summer? Don’t worry, just check in your luggage at the airport. You’ll never see those pounds again.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

I think Iโ€™m about six months away from the perfect โ€˜beforeโ€™ picture.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

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