237 Funny why quotes

• They hooked up tubes and sensors, but the doctor still can’t figure out why my kisses are so sweet. They want to hold me overnight and “never let go.”

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• Boobs always win. That’s why we don’t play rock, paper, boobs.

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• The earlier you wake up, the more time you have to think about why you wish you were still asleep in bed.

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• Being old is basically trying to figure out what part of the body the noise is coming from, and why.

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• Why does the phone ring longer when you’re ignoring the call?

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• Hanging out with your parents as an adult is so interesting, cause it’s like, “Oh, so that’s why I’m like this.”

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• American homes are so strange because, why is your front door in the living room?

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• Why are “hemorrhoids” not called “assteroids”?

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• I don’t like people driving fast—that’s the reason why I overtake them.

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• Once you understand why pizza is made round, packed in square boxes, and eaten as a triangle, then you will understand women.

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