129 Funny women quotes

• Women love asking you questions about the movie you both are watching.

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  7 days ago

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• If you want to sell something to a woman, show her other women using it. If you want to sell something to a man, prove to him no other man has it.

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  7 days ago

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• If every lesbian is into older women, who’s gonna like the younger ones?

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  1 week ago

  age, age gap, dating, every, gap, humor, lesbian, older, older woman, ones, relationship, woman, women, younger, younger woman

• Women don’t like me, so I’m going to spend all my money on a jacket.

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  1 week ago

  going, humor, jacket, me, money, rejection, spend, spending, woman, women

• To be happy as a man, you simply need to replace your screen time with beautiful women time.

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  1 week ago

  beautiful, dating, entertainment, happiness, happy, humor, man, need, relationship, replace, screen, screen time, simply, time, woman, women

• I wonder whatever happened to the tiny dogs all of those terrible women were carrying around in their purses.

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  1 week ago

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• Women will brag about their intuition, and then date a DJ.

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  1 week ago

  brag, date, dj, humor, intuition, irony, relationship, woman, women

• Asking women for sex just to end the conversation.

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  1 week ago

  asking, communication, conversation, dating, end, flirting, humor, joke, just, relationship, sex, woman, women

• Women will be like “I know a spot,” and then take you directly to hell.

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  1 week ago

  dating, hell, humor, i, know, relationship, spot, take, woman, women

• When women get to a certain weight, you’ll notice they change their social media profile pictures to flowers, cats, or dogs.

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  1 week ago

  cat, cats, certain, change, dog, dogs, flower, flowers, humor, media, notice, picture, pictures, profile, profile picture, social, social media, stereotype, weight, woman, women

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