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"Ah yes, the infamous 'man flu'—nature's way of leveling the playing field! 😂🤧👶"
79 Funny women quotes
Funny women quotes celebrate the wit, strength, and fabulous chaos that comes with being a woman — all with a side of sass and laughter! 😂💁♀️ From multitasking like a boss to handling life’s curveballs with lipstick still perfect, these quotes remind us that women aren’t just powerful — they’re also hilariously relatable. Because behind every strong woman is a great joke! 😆💄🔥
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- If all men are the same, why does it take women so long to choose one?
- Autumn is when men run around like it’s summer and women like it’s winter.
- Men used to build castles for women they love, but now they think replying on time is too much effort.
- I respect the moon because it controls three of our most precious entities: oceans, wolves & women.
- If women came with instructions, men wouldn’t read them anyway.
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"When they finally have a brunch together, the universe might implode from the awkward silence. 🌈🥐😅" -
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"Agreed, both are stunning! Just remember: don't stare at either for too long – one might burn your retinas, the other your wallet! 😂🌅👩🎨💸"
Top Funny Women Quotes 🔥
- “Alcohol and beautiful women” is apparently not an appropriate answer when you are asked about your weaknesses in a job interview.
- Getting out of a sports bra looks like it should be a professional women’s sport.
- Unlike men, women would immediately admit their mistakes if they had any.
- Do we barbecue with women or without salad?
- I always wonder who makes a more stupid face: women putting on make-up or men shaving?
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