76 Funny women quotes

• 

  1 day ago

  View →: Women are like apples; I like biting them.
• 

  2 weeks ago

  View →: He probably follows so many women because he believes in elevating their voices.
• 

  2 weeks ago

  View →: Mambo No. 5, but it’s in a minor key, and I’m naming women who didn’t text me back.
• 

  2 weeks ago

  View →: Why don’t straight men and lesbians hang out like straight women and gays do?
• 

  3 weeks ago

  View →: Quality women really do attract everyone. A bright light always attracts all types of bugs.
• 

  3 weeks ago

  View →: Getting out of a sports bra looks like it should be a professional women’s sport.
• 

  3 weeks ago

  View →: Sunsets and women are undoubtedly God’s best creations.
• 

  3 weeks ago

  View →: I respect the moon because it controls three of our most precious entities: oceans, wolves & women.
• 

  1 month ago

  View →: Men used to build castles for women they love, but now they think replying on time is too much effort.
• 

  2 months ago

  View →: Feminism convinced women they could have it all. Now they’re 40, independent, and crying in a very nice but empty apartment.
• 

  2 months ago

  View →: Turns out strange women lying in ponds distributing swords was a better basis for a system of government actually.
• 

  2 months ago

  View →: Women love it when you approach them on the street and say “whoa, is there a hot babe convention in town?”
• 

  3 months ago

  View →: Women who don’t check a man’s phone will still use their intuition and dreams to find out if he’s cheating.
• 

  3 months ago

  View →: Just had a salad but it didn’t make me laugh like women in stock photos.
• 

  3 months ago

  View →: Women will invite you to shower with them, then cook you alive with a temperature of water you didn’t know existed.
• 

  3 months ago

  View →: Women watch Netflix with subtitles because they don’t know how to listen.
• 

  3 months ago

  View →: Why do these women want to date Pete Davidson, a funny movie star, and not me, a guy who is whining?
• 

  3 months ago

  View →: Women only want one thing and it is to walk down a dimly-lit cobblestone street with the devil.
• 

  3 months ago

  View →: One big difference between men and women is that if a woman says “Smell this,” it usually smells nice.
• 

  4 months ago

  View →: All women want is to consistently annoy one handsome man forever.
• 

  4 months ago

  View →: I do not support all women. Some of you are very mean for no reason.
• 

  4 months ago

  View →: Women are so hot, I wish they were good people.
• 

  4 months ago

  View →: Men need women, women need men. The end.
• 

  4 months ago

  View →: If women came with instructions, men wouldn’t read them anyway.
• 

  4 months ago

  View →: I love when women move on. It’s my favourite genre.
• 

  4 months ago

  View →: The word “ugly” cannot be used on women, I’m sorry. Women just can’t be ugly, that’s a boy thing.
• 

  4 months ago

  View →: Why do women complain about size but moan when fingered?
• 

  4 months ago

  View →: I always wonder who makes a more stupid face: women putting on make-up or men shaving?
• 

  4 months ago

  View →: Women don’t pretend anymore to dig for something in their purse and then pull out their middle finger.
• 

  4 months ago

  View →: Most women need a little reassurance. Like when she says “oh, you want to see crazy?” Reassure her that you do not.

For even more funny women quotes, check out the next page, if available 👇

All funny women quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌