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Someone from 🇧🇧 has viewed:

If you show her you care, she will keep you as a spare.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has shared:

Oh, sorry, I can’t right now. I’m imagining some things and worrying about them.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

My bed is from Ikea, so it’s more unstable than i am.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has shared:

I’m sorry, but I already have an A.I. boyfriend.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has downloaded:

Relationship status: you’d think something called a Roomba would be a better dancer.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

Sorry I can’t carpool to work. That’s the time I use to angry scream.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has downloaded:

Welcome to your 40s, your level of cleaning is directly related to whether your guest can see without readers.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has bookmarked:

Baby, we believe in God around here, I don’t care what’s trending these days.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

Your car antlers tell me everything I need to know about you.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has shared:

Do you enjoy addiction, anxiety, and urinating? Then coffee may be the beverage for you.

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I don’t understand all the fuss about ChatGPT – I have teenagers who already know everything.

Just landed via Reddit:

I can’t even think straight knowing a package got delivered while I’m not home.

Shared recently on WeChat:

I can relate to America, because I too am about to enter a depression.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Icarus loved hot wings.

Just landed via Slack:

Not being able to see Likes on posts is a tragedy. Love it when two people are arguing and you can see all their little backup dancers.

Just shared via Facebook:

If idiots could fly, TikTok would be an airport.

Trending via Discord:

I have no idea how people meet at the gym. I turn into a disgusting, angry swamp witch every time I exercise.

Seen just now on YouTube:

My heart says, chocolate and wine, but my jeans say “Woman, are you kidding? Eat a salad!”

Breaking via Twitch:

I hate when I gain 10 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

Shared recently on TikTok:

I’m on a spinning rock in outer space, and I have to answer work emails.

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100 Funny women quotes

Funny women quotes celebrate the wit, strength, and fabulous chaos that comes with being a woman — all with a side of sass and laughter! 😂💁‍♀️ From multitasking like a boss to handling life’s curveballs with lipstick still perfect, these quotes remind us that women aren’t just powerful — they’re also hilariously relatable. Because behind every strong woman is a great joke! 😆💄🔥

New funny women quotes 👇

4 hours ago
Share →: You don’t really see women throwing their boyfriend’s stuff out the window anymore.

Commentary:
Guess that’s why drones were invented—to safely deliver discarded boyfriend belongings! 🚁🧦📦
5 hours ago
Share →: Women are obsessed with Love Island, but when me and my boys do it in real life, we’re disgusting cheating dogs?

Commentary:
Why splash through the drama of Love Island when your antics look more like a dog paddling in the kiddie pool? 😆🐕💦
6 hours ago
Share →: Have been dipping my toe into doing Pilates, and let me tell you, women are real sickos.

Commentary:
Trying Pilates for the first time and realizing women have been secretly training to become rubber bands 🧘‍♀️😂
9 hours ago
Share →: If I was God, I would’ve equipped women with venom glands.

Commentary:
Watch out, fellas! If women had venom glands, some of us might not survive a girl's night out! 🐍💄
10 hours ago
Share →: Honestly, how women are drawn in a manga is typically (though not always) a good clue for what demographic a manga series is.

Commentary:
Looks like manga body proportions are the real spoiler alerts! 📖🔍😄
18 hours ago
Share →: This generation of men makes celibacy so easy for women.

Commentary:
Why go fishing when the fish are jumping into the boats face-first? 🎣🚤🤣
2 days ago
Share →: Thrifting must be so awesome for big guys and extremely small women.

Commentary:
Finding clothes while thrifting: when you either look like a gladiator or a toddler playing dress-up! 🛍️🤣👗
3 days ago
Share →: God knew I’d be too powerful if He made me not annoying to women.

Commentary:
Guess I'm the final boss in the game of Annoyance Level: Max 😂👾
3 days ago
Share →: Beautiful women named Severe Thunderstorm Warning are blowing up my phone.

Commentary:
I knew the weather app got too advanced when it started setting me up for dates! ☔️📱😂
5 days ago
Share →: Ponytails are only hot on women, bro.

Commentary:
When I tried a ponytail, I just looked like a medieval squire 🏇😂

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Someone from 🇨🇾 has bookmarked:

Life begins when you can afford it.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has viewed:

Has anyone ever died from waiting for a group of people to decide what they want to eat.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has viewed:

Everyone is getting pregnant or married, and I’m back to “What’s your favorite color?“

Someone from 🇻🇳 has bookmarked:

I don’t understand baby oil. What are we greasing up all those babies for?

Someone from 🇲🇿 has bookmarked:

Shout-out to the lifeguard who recommended moving the potato to the front of my Speedo.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

When they dress up really nice, but all you can think about is the thrill of taking it off.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

Home is where you trust the toilet seats.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has bookmarked:

God: “I don’t regret the Flood, but I do regret the Ark.”

Someone from 🇲🇺 has copied:

I’m a strong, independent woman, but like, against my will.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has bookmarked:

I wish I was a cat, because the fatter you are, the more people like you.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Discord:

If you relate to me, get some help!

Trending via Snapchat:

Getting up early would be easier if we could keep our eyes closed.

Going viral on Twitch:

When my sister drives, I am NOT passenger princess, I am a survivor.

Making waves on Twitch:

Being on Twitter right now is like playing the violin on the Titanic, except we are also making fun of the iceberg and the iceberg is getting genuinely mad.

Spotted on TikTok:

I may be ugly, but I used to be uglier.

Making waves on Reddit:

They should invent a rest for the wicked.

Spotted on Threads:

My dog sure does give a lot of side eye for someone without a job.

Reported on YouTube:

My swear jar is filing for an IPO soon.

Making waves on Reddit:

What part of “hiii” do you not get? I’m in love with you.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Doing all of this just to die in the end! LMAO!

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