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1 week ago
Share →: I hate starting new relationships. I gotta act like I ain’t crazy for two months.

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"When you gotta pretend you're a 'normal' human for 60 days… 🤪🚀 #OscarWorthyPerformance"
4 weeks ago
Share →: Hey, sorry I acted weird the other day. I was trying so hard to act normal that it backfired.

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Commentary:
"Trying to be normal is my superpower, but I must have left my cape at home! 🦸‍♂️😜😂"
2 months ago
Share →: That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything, and all you can think is: “Act normal, you are innocent.”

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🛒😅 Ah, the classic "walk of shame" out of a store empty-handed! That awkward moment when you turn into a secret agent, trying to convince everyone that you're just a harmless window shopper. 🕵️‍♂️ "Act normal, blend in with the non-shoppers," you whisper to yourself, as if you're the star of a spy movie set in a shopping mall! Just keep calm and carry on…without the shopping bags. 😉
2 months ago
Share →: You gotta act cool, calm, and collected around liquid eyeliner because it can sense your fear.

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“Beware the liquid eyeliner—it’s like an emotional ninja stealthily waiting for your moment of weakness. Stay calm, stay steady, or you’ll end up with a spider’s web on your eyelids! 😱👁️💧🤣”
2 months ago
Share →: The highest act of rebellion is to relax unconditionally.

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Ah, yes, the audacity of embracing calm in a chaotic world – the ultimate act of defiance! 🌟✨ Who knew that lounging on the couch could be such a radical statement? 😄💆‍♂️ Just imagine the sheer disruption caused by someone peacefully sipping their tea without a care in the world! 🍵🌎💥 So go ahead, rebel against the hustle and bustle by chilling out with gusto! 🕶️
3 months ago
Share →: When you’re late for work, you gotta walk in fast and act like you’re mad.

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🚶‍♂️💨 "When you're late for work, just remember: walk in like you own the place and blame it on traffic with a poker face. Bonus points if you throw in some dramatic sighs and eye rolls for added effect! Who said being fashionably late couldn't be a comedy show in itself? 😂 #LateButFabulous"
4 months ago
Share →: One thing about me is I don’t even need to get drunk to act a fool.

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"When you're naturally a walking comedy show 🤪🍹 Why wait for happy hour when you're a full-time entertainer, right?! 😆 #LivingMyBestLife"
5 months ago
Share →: The feminine urge to act clueless while knowing everything.

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"Ah, the delicate dance of feigning innocence while secretly holding all the answers 🤫💁‍♀️ It's the ultimate power move of pretending to be clueless when you're actually the mastermind behind the scenes! Who said women can't multitask? 😉"
5 months ago
Share →: My ex had this fetish where he would dress up in his own clothes and act like an idiot.

Commentary:
Sounds like he had a one-of-a-kind cosplay going on there 🤪👕 No need for a costume party when you can just be yourself, right? 😂 #UniqueFashionChoices
5 months ago
Share →: They should make a separate airport for people who know how to act like they’ve been out in public before.

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🛫✨ Welcome to the exclusive airport for seasoned socialites! Here, we promise smooth takeoffs and landings without any turbulence caused by first-time flyers forgetting basic manners. After all, it's all fun and games until someone tries to board the plane before it even arrives! Fly high with finesse at our airport – where the only baggage we allow is the one you check at the counter. 😉✈️ #TravelLikeAPro #NoNewbiesAllowed