44 Funny act quotes

• For my final act of love, I will never contact you again, but think of you always.

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  6 days ago

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• I say “long story short,” and suddenly we’re in Act III with an intermission.

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  6 days ago

  act, conversation, exaggeration, humor, i, intermission, joke, long story, say, short, story, storytelling, theater

• Sometimes I’ll do a random act of kindness, like keeping my mouth shut, for example.

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  6 days ago

  act, example, humor, keeping, kindness, mouth, random, random act, self-control, shut, silence, sometimes

• A man will beg you to take him back just to act right for 5 days and 24 min.

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  6 days ago

  5, act, act right, back, beg, comeback, days, humor, just, man, relationship, right, take, time

• Trying to bribe Monday with coffee to get it to act like a Friday.

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  6 days ago

  act, bribe, coffee, Friday, humor, Monday, motivation, procrastination, trying, weekday, workday

• The final act of love is not texting them happy birthday.

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  7 days ago

  act, birthday, communication, final, happy, humor, irony, love, relationship, texting

• Boys say that girls are dramatic, but have you ever plucked a man’s eyebrow? They act like they’ve been shot.

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  1 week ago

  act, boy, boys, difference, dramatic, ever, eyebrow, gender, gender difference, girl, girls, humor, man, pain, pluck, say, shot

• I’ve mastered farting, and it be loud and quick, but the key is don’t make a face or look around, so people can’t pinpoint it to you. Just act natural.

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  1 week ago

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• To quote Hamlet Act III, Scene III, Line 92 “No.”

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  1 week ago

  act, Hamlet, humor, irony, line, minimalism, refusal, sarcasm, scene, Shakespeare

• I will not accept a hint. I will act dumb until you say it clearly to me.

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  1 week ago

  accept, act, clarity, communication, dumb, humor, humor quote, i, irony, me, sarcasm, say, stubborn, stubborn act, stubbornness, wit

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