Wordgag ツ

6 months ago
Share →: Not feeling fergalicious today, actually feeling pretty fergusting right now.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone went from fergalicious to fergusting real quick! 🤢 Maybe a little ferga-recharging is in order! 💁‍♂️ #NotFeelingFergaliciousToday"
6 months ago
Share →: Kinda sucks that I actually own a skeleton but don’t get to show anyone until I die.

Commentary:
🦴💀 Well, having a skeleton in your closet takes on a whole new meaning with this quote! Who knew an actual skeleton could end up being the ultimate conversation starter… posthumously. Maybe it can be your unique way of leaving a lasting impression on future archaeologists! 💁‍♂️ #SkeletonInTheCloset #GraveyardHumor
6 months ago
Share →: Nicole Kidman being in a film called Babygirl is actually perfect cause it’s like another version of her last name.

Commentary:
💁‍♀️👶 What a clever observation! Nicole Kidman starring in a movie called Babygirl is just too fitting – it's like a playful nod to her surname! No wonder she shines in roles that are simply meant to be 👏 #PerfectMatch #BabygirlNicole
6 months ago
Share →: I might start telling people I’m 10 years older than I actually am just so they can tell me how great I look for my age.

Commentary:
"Age is just a number, but compliments are forever! 🎉 Embrace the aging process, just make sure to add some extra years for those sweet, sweet 'you look amazing' comments! 😉👵 #ForeverYoung"
6 months ago
Share →: Hey, I came over because the grass seemed really green here, but now that I’m looking back that grass actually looks crazy green, so I’m gonna go.

Commentary:
“BRB, just realized the grass is neon back home! 🚀🌱✨”
6 months ago
Share →: Welcome to Netflix. We have every movie but the one you actually want to watch.

Commentary:
"Ah, Netflix, the ultimate tease! All these movies at your disposal, yet the one you're craving is nowhere to be found 🙈🍿 It's like looking for a needle in a haystack, but hey, at least you'll discover some hidden gems along the way! 😅🎥"
6 months ago
Share →: Today’s politics make me think we’re living in a movie where the villains actually win.

Commentary:
"Who knew the scriptwriters for reality were such fans of plot twists 🍿🎬 It's like we're all just living in a never-ending sequel where the bad guys keep getting re-elected! 🦹‍♂️💔 Let's hope the resolution includes a plot twist ending where the heroes finally triumph! 🦸‍♂️✨"
6 months ago
Share →: I hope none of the people I vowed to “help hide a body” ever actually need my help.

Commentary:
"Let's hope their requests for assistance stay strictly in the realm of hypotheticals… 🙈💀 #FriendshipGoals #JustAFigureOfSpeech"
6 months ago
Share →: Sleeping in is the most efficient way to find out which morning rituals you can actually do without.

Commentary:
"Ah, the timeless art of prioritizing by hitting the snooze button! 😴⏰ Who needs morning rituals when you've got the sweet embrace of sleep, am I right? 😂 #SnoozeIsLife"
6 months ago
Share →: The single star on Texas’ flag is actually a review.

Commentary:
"Looks like Texas takes their self-esteem seriously, getting a review right on their flag! ⭐️ Maybe they're just making it easy for others to rate their Lone Star state experience! 🤠 #TexasPride #ReviewMe"