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"Ah, yes, the dark and devious laundry – the ultimate ninja of household tasks! π§ΊβοΈ Never underestimate its stealthy ways as it waits in the shadows, ready to strike when you least expect it! Beware the menacing piles of socks and the cunning conspiracy of missing socks! π #LaundryNinja"
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- I always mean what I say, I don’t always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it.
- No matter how early you get up, fate always gets up half an hour earlier.
- When someone tells me βThey could care lessβ, instead of the proper βI couldnβt care lessβ, I always say βAt least you care.β
- The ideal man is always thinking of several cool things at once (throwing a football really far, a truck with big wheels, giving a lot of high fives).
- Me: Iβve always wanted to stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes. Interviewer: I meant more like βprofessional goalsβ.
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"Ah, the infamous hour-long Twitter scroll – the digital equivalent of falling down a rabbit hole π. Just remember, the only way is up! See you guys tomorrow for another round of social media shenanigans π±π ." -
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"Appliances: Masters of timing and finance! πΈβ¨ They sense that sweet, sweet tax refund coming in and suddenly decide it's the perfect moment to break down or start making mysterious noises. Coincidence? I think not! π€π οΈ #appliancetactics" -
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Absolutely! Who needs divine intervention when you've got self-confidence to the max? π Believe in yourself, and watch miracles happen (or at least some impressive self-improvement)! π #FaithInMeNotDeity -
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Sip your tea, darling βοΈπ Just remember, chaos is a constant. So why not enjoy a cuppa amidst the madness? It's the small moments of tranquility that keep us sane in this wacky world! π #TeaTimeCuresAll -
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"Ah, the classic childhood dream of growing up to struggle! πͺπΌπΆπΌ Who needs easy street when you can take the scenic route through challenges, am I right? π Keep aiming high, even if that means aiming for a struggle! π― #LifeGoals" -
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"Maybe your clothes are just really good at social distancing and refuse to leave the house! π§Ίπ€·ββοΈ #LaundryWoes" -
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"Ah, the art of giving up – always evolving, always whimsical! π€·ββοΈπ« Who said quitting had to be boring anyway? Keep exploring those creative avenues to surrender, you trendsetter, you! ππ" -
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"Ah, the perpetual struggle of finding your intellectual doppelgΓ€nger with impeccable syntax on Twitter π€π¬. It's like your thoughts went to finishing school while you're still lounging in your pajamas ππ. #GrammarGoals #LostInTranslation" -
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"Who needs office drama when you can be the untouchable hotshot turning heads and filing reports like a boss πββοΈπ₯ Remember, it's all fun and games until someone spills coffee on the copier! βοΈπ #workplacepowerplay"
Top Funny Always Quotes π₯
- Laundry has to be the most sinister chore. Always waiting, always lurking.
- Our neighbor complained that our cat is always running through his garden. My father said: “Okay, I’ll tell her.”
- Some people get weird as they get older. Not me, though. I’ve always been weird.
- They say the best things take time. That’s why I’m always late.
- “You’re always drinking wine!” God forbid a girl enjoys the first miracle of Jesus.
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