200 Funny animal quotes

• Every cat is a little celebrity to me.

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  animal, cat, celebrity, every, humor, little, me, pet

• Sorry for running at you on all fours, I was excited to see you.

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  affection, animal, animal behavior, apology, behavior, excited, excitement, greeting, humor, i, running, sorry

• There’s no way you could go all the way through the desert on a horse with no name, you’d have named it by the end.

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  animal, desert, end, horse, humor, joke, name, naming, through, travel

• My first instinct when I see an animal is to say “hello.” My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away.

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  animal, anxiety, avoid, away, contact, eye, eye contact, greeting, hello, hope, humor, i, instinct, introvert, person, say, social, social anxiety

• The lioness does not concern herself with the pile of clothes she moves between bed and chair every day.

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  animal, animal metaphor, bed, chair, clothes, concern, daily, daily routine, day, every, humor, lioness, messy, messy room, metaphor, moves, pile, room, routine

• Whoever named frogs got it 100% right. Those things are frogs.

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  animal, frog, got, humor, joke, naming, right, things

• I get it, orcas. Sometimes you just need to ruin a yacht to feel something.

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  animal, animal behavior, behavior, destruction, emotion, feel, humor, i, just, life, marine, marine life, need, orca, ruin, sarcasm, something, sometimes, yacht

• Just the owls and I out here enjoying the breeze amongst the trees.

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  animal, breeze, enjoying, here, humor, i, just, nature, nighttime, outdoors, owl, solitude, tree, trees

• If the earth was flat, cats would have pushed everything off it by now.

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  animal, animal behavior, behavior, cat, cats, Earth, everything, flat, flat earth, gravity, humor, joke, pet, pet behavior, pushed

• Having a horse run off on you in medieval times must have been crazy. Imagine if your car got scared and ran away, and you found it a day later by itself at a gas station.

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  animal, animal behavior, away, behavior, car, comparison, crazy, day, found, funny comparison, gas, gas station, got, having, horse, humor, imagine, later, life, medieval, medieval times, modern, modern life, ran, run, runaway, runaway horse, scared, station, times, transportation

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