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You gotta be careful: don’t say a word to nobody about nothing anytime ever.
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Mar 17, 2025
Anytime I switch deodorants, it’s like a sexy stranger is following me around all day.
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Anytime someone throws a Great Gatsby themed party, I have to assume they never finished the book.
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Jan 25, 2025
Any cults got something wild planned anytime soon? I’m trying to find the good estate sales.
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Anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “yeah, but not to you”.
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Jan 20, 2025
Honestly, shopping beats therapy, anytime. It costs the same and you get a dress out of it.
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