Funny quotes anytime

Funny anytime quotes

You gotta be careful: don’t say a word to nobody about nothing anytime ever.

1 month ago

Anytime I switch deodorants, it’s like a sexy stranger is following me around all day.

3 months ago

Anytime someone throws a Great Gatsby themed party, I have to assume they never finished the book.

3 months ago

Any cults got something wild planned anytime soon? I’m trying to find the good estate sales.

3 months ago

Anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “yeah, but not to you”.

3 months ago

Honestly, shopping beats therapy, anytime. It costs the same and you get a dress out of it.

3 months ago