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Funny apples quotes

I'm experimenting with how many apples I need to eat a day to keep everyone away, whatever their profession.

I’m experimenting with how many apples I need to eat a day to keep everyone away, whatever their profession.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
Welcome to your 40s! You’re gonna need several doctors, no matter how many apples.

Welcome to your 40s! You’re gonna need several doctors, no matter how many apples.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
Update on my fitness journey: My wife just handed me a bag of apples at the market and said, "careful, it's heavy."

Update on my fitness journey: My wife just handed me a bag of apples at the market and said, “careful, it’s heavy.”

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
Does anyone have the number of the witch from Snow White? I need a few apples.

Does anyone have the number of the witch from Snow White? I need a few apples.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
Imagine being all knowing and still putting a snake in charge of apples.

Imagine being all knowing and still putting a snake in charge of apples.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025