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Funny apples quotes 🍎🍏 are the perfect way to add a juicy twist to your day! Whether you’re a fruit fanatic or just love a clever pun, these witty sayings will make you smile and maybe even crave a crunchy snack. Get ready to bite into some apple-inspired humor that’s fresh, fun, and totally peel-worthy! πŸ˜‚πŸβœ¨

Drinking a couple of beers and then getting onto Red Dead Redemption, and just petting my horse and feeding it apples.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Women are like apples; I like biting them.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

I wish berries were the size of apples. Just imagine for a second.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

One downside of marrying a doctor is you have to give up eating apples.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

I’m experimenting with how many apples I need to eat a day to keep everyone away, whatever their profession.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Welcome to your 40s! You’re gonna need several doctors, no matter how many apples.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Update on my fitness journey: My wife just handed me a bag of apples at the market and said, “careful, it’s heavy.”

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Does anyone have the number of the witch from Snow White? I need a few apples.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Imagine being all knowing and still putting a snake in charge of apples.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

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