20 Funny arguing quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The difference between the kids table and the adults table during holiday dinners is that there is much more screaming, crying, and arguing at the adults table.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the adults table – where seasoned pros in the art of loud debates and passionate discussions gather to show off their tantrum-free skills! 🍽️👶💥 #DinnerDrama #AdultingLikeAPro

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  5 months ago

  Share →: As everyone was arguing about politics, no one saw me leave with the cake.

  Commentary:
  Looks like while they were busy debating the future of the nation, someone decided to secure a sweet victory of their own… 🍰🏃‍♂️ Who knew dessert could be the ultimate distraction tactic! #CakeNinja

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Not arguing with people anymore, I’m just gonna say “it makes sense that you would think that”.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the wise art of diplomatic agreement! 🤝 No need for squabbles when you can simply nod and smile at differing opinions. It makes perfect sense, really! 🤔😄 #PeaceMaker"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The two most popular things to do on the internet are arguing about politics and looking at naked people. Million dollar website idea: combine both — naked people arguing about politics.

  Commentary:
  "Introducing the ultimate online showdown: Naked Debates! 💻🔥 Watch as passionate individuals bare it all, both emotionally and literally, while engaging in riveting political discussions. Who said politics couldn't be entertaining and revealing at the same time? 💬🔞 #NakedPolitics"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: People keep wishing January was over like the worst month of the year isn’t coming up next. Thats like wishing someone would stop arguing with you and just punch you in the face.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic case of trading the frying pan for the fire 🔥😅! Wishing January away only to be met with the mighty February blues is like dodging a verbal storm only to catch a physical knockout. Stay strong, folks! 💪😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Not being able to see Likes on posts is a tragedy. Love it when two people are arguing and you can see all their little backup dancers.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the invisible Like button strikes again! It's like watching a showdown with a troop of tiny supporters doing the wave in the background 🕺🙌💃. Who needs popcorn when you have backup dancers keeping the drama alive! 🎭🌟 #SocialMediaEntertainment"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I only see psychics so that I can keep arguing with dead relatives.

  Commentary:
  Well, talk about keeping the family drama alive from beyond the grave! 👻💬 It's like a never-ending Thanksgiving dinner, but with spirits instead of stuffing. Who knew that feuding with your ancestors could be a timeless tradition? 🔮😂

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you ever ask a teen to do something and they just say “sure” without arguing, check that they haven’t been replaced with an android.

  Commentary:
  🤖 "If a teenager says 'sure' without arguing, consider it a red flag – they might have been upgraded to the latest model. Android 2.0: now with advanced compliance settings and improved battery life!" 🤣👾

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Can we normalize arguing with little kids? They’re so rude.

  Commentary:
  "Arguing with little kids is like going toe-to-toe with a tiny tyrant armed with sass and an endless arsenal of 'whys' 😂👧 Let the battle of wits with the pint-sized foes begin!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I suck at flirting, I end up arguing with them instead.

  Commentary:
  "Flirting level: Expert in heated debates 🤷‍♂️💬 Who needs smooth talk when you can charm with fiery banter, right? 🔥😅 #FlirtingFail"

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