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I’m not saying I need glasses. But today I watched a bunny in a meadow until it flew away.

3 months ago

The older you get, the farther away your toenails are when they need a trim.

3 months ago

Don’t think of it as losing followers, think of it as frustrating bots to the point they go away.

3 months ago

It is not without reason that all telescopes searching for intelligent life are pointed away from Earth.

3 months ago

Do you remember when you looked through binoculars upside down and everyone was really far away? That was nice.

3 months ago

You can’t keep running away from your problems, you’re getting older and your kids are getting faster.

3 months ago

I think I’m about six months away from the perfect ‘before’ picture.

3 months ago

If you’re having trouble finding the match to one of your socks, throw it away and the missing one will immediately show up. Follow me for more life hacks.

3 months ago

A garlic a day keeps the doctor away.

3 months ago

I like to take long walks away from stupid people.

3 months ago

Did you know there are people who go away for 3 days and only pack 3 days’ worth of clothing?

3 months ago

Just saw my evil doppelganger speed away in a DeLorean. I’m sure it’s fine.

3 months ago

Some people are like clouds. When they go away it’s much better.

3 months ago

Always remember, if you ever need me, I’m just several phone calls and unread texts away.

3 months ago

I think my leftovers are old enough to throw themselves away.

3 months ago

My husband threw away a perfectly good box as if we might not need it in 20 years.

3 months ago

Don’t argue with her. Just say “you remind me of my ex” then walk away.

3 months ago