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If you’re happy and you know it, you’re clearly not paying enough attention.

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I’m old enough to remember when the hole in the ozone layer killed us all off.

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I want to be rich enough where I’m not offended by the price of beef jerky.

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You’ll never see Asian parents kissing, hugging, or in any form of romance, but boom, 5 children.

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If we start dating now, we could be feeding each other deviled eggs on Thanksgiving, and breaking up before we have to exchange gifts for Christmas.

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The word “ugly” cannot be used on women, I’m sorry. Women just can’t be ugly, that’s a boy thing.

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My wife had a dream that I have a secret second wife named Linda. Now, when she’s mad at me, I just say, “Linda wouldn’t get mad about that.”

Someone from 🇫🇮 has bookmarked:

Just thinking how many animals we had to ride on before we realized horses were ok with it.

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Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.

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I don’t remember what I wanted to be when I grew up, but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t a broke, stressed-out, over-thinker with no clothes that fit.

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Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Due to personal reasons, I’ve decided to become your problem.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

My budget for this month is a smile, and I don’t know how long that will last.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I have nothing in common with people who “forget to eat”.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Saw an article on “100 things to do before you die.” Was surprised Call 911 didn’t make the list.

Seen just now on Discord:

If dogs ever learn to talk, I want everyone to keep in mind that mine is a big fat liar.

Making waves on Facebook:

Twitter is like talking to yourself in public and some random dude walking by agrees with you.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

You wake up at 6 a.m. and it’s like you have 48 hours instead of 24.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I received a DM telling me that I’ve offended some of you. I’m truly sorry; I meant to offend all of you.

Going viral on TikTok:

It’s now socially acceptable again to clap when the plane lands.

Just landed via Slack:

If I were God, I’d tell everyone that I created the animals and that I don’t know what happened after that.

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I never used to worry about death but now I’m terrified it will break my winning Wordle streak.

1 month ago

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Gravestone inscription: “Hey guys, I’m going to be taking a little break from social media”

1 month ago

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Keeping a picture of my bed in a locket around my neck and staring at it longingly on my lunch break.

1 month ago

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There should be a day between Sunday and Monday called Hang on a Second.

1 month ago

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I don’t like the person I become when I’m alone in the break room with a box of donuts.

1 month ago

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I’m going to break into your house and steal that thing with the little wheels on it under the plate in your microwave.

1 month ago

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If you buy something with a lifetime warranty and it breaks, the manufacturer will send a hitman to your house.

1 month ago

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I don’t know who is writing my story, but they got to throw in a win somewhere or put the pen down. I need a break.

1 month ago

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Date idea: We watch Breaking Bad and break your bed.

1 month ago

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Sometimes I need a break from myself but it’s like, ugh, everywhere I go there I am.

1 month ago

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61 shares on Facebook this month:

August is technically summer, but spiritually fall.

84 shares on Telegram this month:

“You’re a flirt!” God forbid a girl has good communication skills.

61 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Pregnancy is crazy. You really come home with someone you don’t know, with no teeth.

84 shares on Facebook this month:

She didn’t leave you on read, bro. You left her on speechless.

97 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Sometimes, when you go with the flow you end up drowning with everyone else.

99 shares on Twitch this month:

I don’t know why everyone wants love like in the movies. A movie is only 2 hours.

33 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m ready to try another planet.

27 shares on Slack this month:

I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin ME.

33 shares on Threads this month:

Whoever allowed me to become an adult needs to be fired.

24 shares on Telegram this month:

Took a personality test and the results just said “uh-oh”

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Someone from 🇧🇩 has downloaded:

I love how a film can be life-changing for one person and boring for another.

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Sometimes I shower in the dark and pretend I’m in a rainforest on an alien planet.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has copied:

Maybe the real American dream is the debt we collected along the way.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has downloaded:

Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.’

Someone from 🇲🇦 has viewed:

Nothing I do for money is passion-based. It’s just pure hatred for being broke.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has copied:

Fifty shades of I miss you.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has copied:

Just did a seductive hair flip and an onion ring flew out.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has bookmarked:

A toddler can do more in one unsupervised minute than most people can do all day.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has shared:

Debugging is like being the detective in a crime where you are also the murderer. Following the clues of an idiot.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has bookmarked:

Age range on my dating app set to 40+. Y’all fighting over grapes while I’m drinking wine.

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Live now on Twitch:

Traumatized people will navigate emergency situations with calm surety but then have an anxiety attack in a grocery store.

Seen just now on WeChat:

I’ve had two glasses of wine and responded with “Omgggg congrats, sweet girl” on an engagement post of someone I haven’t spoken to in 5 years.

Just shared via Snapchat:

People should be able to call in healthy: “Look, I’m not coming into the office today. I feel really good and I don’t want to waste it on being at work.“

Shared recently on Reddit:

Dear algo, please only show this post to benevolent aliens.

Just landed via Twitch:

I miss you when I wake up before you.

Trending via Snapchat:

Shy with a mean resting face is a crazy combo.

Just landed via X:

It’s a beautiful day to ignore your existing problems and create new ones.

Trending via Reddit:

I’m already cold. I know me and my low iron ain’t gonna survive winter.

Spotted on Discord:

I find as I get older it’s the little things that bring me joy. Like embarrassing my children.

Going bananas on Twitch:

Being a woman is wild. I just cried, cleaned the house, had a snack, had a bath, and now I’m fine.

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