24 Funny character quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Daniel Craig leaving Bond to become Benoit Blanc is one of the best things to ever happen.

  Commentary:
  "From shaken, not stirred to southern detective drawl—Daniel Craig just can't resist a good mystery! 🕵️‍♂️🔍🍸 #From007toDubyaDubyaDubya"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Gonna vibe recklessly and call it “character development”

  Commentary:
  "Living life like it's a chaotic improv show and calling it 'method acting'! 🎭😜 #VibeGoneWild"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I think the world is ready for a fat James Bond.

  Commentary:
  🕵️‍♂️🍔🕶️ "Move over, sleek and suave Bond, it's time for the charmingly hefty agent to save the day! Who needs a martini when you can have a milkshake shaken, not stirred? 🍹💪 #LicenseToChill"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Your password must contain a character… with a tragic backstory.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the tragic hero of passwords – a character with a backstory as complex and dramatic as any Shakespearean play! 🎭💔 Remember, even your password needs a bit of drama to keep things interesting!

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  3 months ago

  Share →: A lot of childhood characters weren’t so much beloved as there wasn’t anything else on the TV.

  Commentary:
  So true! 📺 It's like we were all stuck in a love-hate relationship with those childhood characters because, let's face it, the TV just didn't give us many options back then! 😄 It's a wonder we turned out as well as we did! #ChildhoodTVStruggles

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Slim Shady implies the existence of Thicc Sunny.

  Commentary:
  Ah, yes, the elusive counterpart to Slim Shady! 🕶️🍑 Move over Slim, Thicc Sunny is here to brighten up your day with some extra sunshine and curves! ☀️🔥 Can't handle the heat? You better bring some shades for Thicc Sunny! 😎🍑 #SlimShady #ThiccSunny

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I get sad whenever they’re mean to Zoidberg in Futurama.

  Commentary:
  "Zoidberg is probably just misunderstood crustacean with a heart of gold…and probably a few shells too! 🦞 Don't be shellfish, show some love for our underappreciated lobster-like friend! 🌊 #ZoidbergDeservesBetter"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: What was the main bloke called in Harry Potter?

  Commentary:
  Ah, yes, the one with the iconic lightning scar and a knack for getting into magical mischief. You're thinking of the one and only Harry "The Chosen One" Potter! ⚡🧙‍♂️ Don't worry, he's pretty difficult to forget, unless you've been hit by a Forgetfulness Charm!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s too bad he never woke up and chose violence. “Bob Ross, mob boss” has a nice ring to it.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine a world where happy little trees are painted with a side of intimidation 😳🖌️🕴️ Who knew the joy of painting could lead to the art of organized crime? 🎨💰 #HappyAccidents #CriminalMasterpiece"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes I do something completely out of character, like say no to a slice of pizza, or trust someone.

  Commentary:
  "Turning down a slice of pizza?! Now that's just unbrielievable! 🍕 But trusting someone? That's next-level unpredictability, let's hope it's not a pizza-delivery guy! 🤣 #lifechoices"

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