33 Funny coworker quotes

• Just a reminder that you’re not allowed to hit your coworkers. Even if they’re stupid. I asked. Twice.

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  41 minutes ago

  coworker, hit, humor, i, just, office, reminder, rules, stupid, workplace

• Actually, no one sees you at your worst like your coworkers do.

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  15 hours ago

  actually, coworker, coworkers, humor, office, relationship, workplace, worst

• Stopped using exclamation points in work messages so my coworkers know they’ve killed my spirit.

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  20 hours ago

  communication, coworker, coworkers, exclamation, exclamation point, humor, killed, know, message, messages, office, point, sarcasm, spirit, stopped, using, work, work message

• (To my coworker that’s a year younger than me) You’re like a son to me.

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  21 hours ago

  age, coworker, family, humor, joke, me, son, workplace, year, younger

• On my way to HR again for nicknaming my coworker “Mastercard” because they take credit for other people’s work.

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  22 hours ago

  again, coworker, credit, hr, humor, joke, Mastercard, nickname, office, office humor, sarcasm, take, work, workplace

• Your coworker is not hot; they’re just within 10 feet of you 40 hours a week.

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  1 day ago

  40, attraction, coworker, distance, feet, hot, hours, humor, just, office, proximity, time, week, work

• Co-worker: You look so unapproachable. Me: Yet, here you are.

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  1 month ago

  co-worker, conversation, coworker, here, humor, me, sarcasm, unapproachable, workplace

• I once made a joke to a coworker, and she said, “It was the funniest thing I ever said,” and suggested I post it. It got 10 likes.

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  2 months ago

  communication, coworker, ever, got, humor, i, joke, likes, media, once, post, said, social, social media, thing

• Been acting really busy today because I can tell my coworker wants to talk about something in his personal life.

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  2 months ago

  acting, avoiding, avoiding talk, busy, conversation, coworker, i, life, personal, personal life, something, talk, tell, today, wants, workplace

• A friend’s boyfriend is not my friend… that is a coworker, at best.

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  2 months ago

  best, boyfriend, coworker, dynamics, friend, friends, friendship, humor, relationship, social, social dynamics, workplace

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