31 Funny coworker quotes — Wordgag ツ

Stopped using exclamation points in work messages so my coworkers know they’ve killed my spirit.

2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

(To my coworker that’s a year younger than me) You’re like a son to me.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

On my way to HR again for nicknaming my coworker “Mastercard” because they take credit for other people’s work.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Your coworker is not hot; they’re just within 10 feet of you 40 hours a week.

2 months ago2 months ago

I once made a joke to a coworker, and she said, “It was the funniest thing I ever said,” and suggested I post it. It got 10 likes.

2 months ago2 months ago

Been acting really busy today because I can tell my coworker wants to talk about something in his personal life.

2 months ago2 months ago

A friend’s boyfriend is not my friend… that is a coworker, at best.

2 months ago2 months ago

I love to watch the enthusiasm of new coworkers, and then their inevitable slow descent into not giving a damn.

2 months ago2 months ago

Going “Omgg, that’s crazy,” every time my coworkers talk until it’s time to go home.

2 months ago2 months ago

Every day, a new coworker asks if you’ve used ChatGPT, and the conversation doesn’t end if you say “No.”

2 months ago2 months ago

Coworker: Where are you going after work? Me: Away from you.

2 months ago2 months ago

My lotion bottle says to use it on areas of irritation, so I slathered it all over my coworker, Deborah.

3 months ago3 months ago

My coworkers think I’m always busy, but I’m really just trying to remember my password.

3 months ago3 months ago

Your coworkers are your friends; stop working and hang out.

3 months ago3 months ago

Telling my coworkers I can’t talk in meetings today because I need to save my voice for concerts this weekend.

4 months ago4 months ago

We all have that one coworker whose sole purpose is to reduce our life expectancy by ten years.

4 months ago4 months ago

If my coworker doesn’t stop asking questions on this Zoom meeting, I will drive across town and slap his face on the call.

6 months ago

Adding “but that’s just me” after giving the absolute worst advice to a coworker.

Feb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Coworkers are funny. You could see a guy every day for 5 years then he quits and you never see or even think about him again.

Feb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Don’t date coworkers. Being the hot coworker nobody at work has a chance with is always the best role to play.

Feb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025