Funny quotes coworker

15 Funny coworker quotes

If my coworker doesn’t stop asking questions on this Zoom meeting, I will drive across town and slap his face on the call.

1 month ago

Adding “but that’s just me” after giving the absolute worst advice to a coworker.

2 months ago

Coworkers are funny. You could see a guy every day for 5 years then he quits and you never see or even think about him again.

3 months ago

Don’t date coworkers. Being the hot coworker nobody at work has a chance with is always the best role to play.

3 months ago

Text a co-worker at a random time “are you joining this meeting?” as a fun holiday prank.

3 months ago

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI get absolutely no work done and then throw their coworker under the bus as soon as their boss asks about it.

3 months ago

“Nothing beats in-person interaction”. Yeah, with someone I know and love, not Denise from finance.

3 months ago

I don’t think fish should be allowed to eat other fish. I don’t know. Just seems weird. That’s like your coworker, dude.

3 months ago

Coworker: Hey, circling back on that thing we talked about in December. Me: Stop living in the past!

3 months ago

The most realistic scene in Star Wars was when Darth Vader lost his cool during a staff meeting and used the force to choke a coworker.

3 months ago

Stay humble, you are someone’s weird coworker.

3 months ago

You should be able to mute someone in real life. Annoying coworker? Silence them for 24 hours by booping them on the nose!

3 months ago

Today my coworker asked if I wanted to hold her new baby and neither of us were prepared for me saying why?

3 months ago

Hit my coworker with “you’re a lucky man” after I saw a picture of his wife just to let him know that I want to sleep with her.

3 months ago

Just a reminder that you’re not allowed to hit your coworkers. Even if they’re stupid. I asked. Twice.

3 months ago