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15 Funny coworker quotes

Adding "but that's just me" after giving the absolute worst advice to a coworker.

Adding “but that’s just me” after giving the absolute worst advice to a coworker.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
Coworkers are funny. You could see a guy every day for 5 years then he quits and you never see or even think about him again.

Coworkers are funny. You could see a guy every day for 5 years then he quits and you never see or even think about him again.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
Don’t date coworkers. Being the hot coworker nobody at work has a chance with is always the best role to play.

Don’t date coworkers. Being the hot coworker nobody at work has a chance with is always the best role to play.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
Text a co-worker at a random time “are you joining this meeting?” as a fun holiday prank.

Text a co-worker at a random time “are you joining this meeting?” as a fun holiday prank.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI get absolutely no work done and then throw their coworker under the bus as soon as their boss asks about it.

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI get absolutely no work done and then throw their coworker under the bus as soon as their boss asks about it.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
"Nothing beats in-person interaction". Yeah, with someone I know and love, not Denise from finance.

“Nothing beats in-person interaction”. Yeah, with someone I know and love, not Denise from finance.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
I don’t think fish should be allowed to eat other fish. I don't know. Just seems weird. That’s like your coworker, dude.

I don’t think fish should be allowed to eat other fish. I don’t know. Just seems weird. That’s like your coworker, dude.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
Coworker: Hey, circling back on that thing we talked about in December. Me: Stop living in the past!

Coworker: Hey, circling back on that thing we talked about in December. Me: Stop living in the past!

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
The most realistic scene in Star Wars was when Darth Vader lost his cool during a staff meeting and used the force to choke a coworker.

The most realistic scene in Star Wars was when Darth Vader lost his cool during a staff meeting and used the force to choke a coworker.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
Stay humble, you are someone’s weird coworker.

Stay humble, you are someone’s weird coworker.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025