193 Funny daily quotes

• Thank you, God, for another day. Let’s get this 12-hour screen time.

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  5 months ago

  another, daily, daily routine, day, God, gratitude, humor, routine, screen, screen time, technology, thank, thank you, time

• I regret to inform you that we must all once again figure out what to make for dinner tonight.

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  5 months ago

  again, cooking, daily, daily routine, decision, decision making, dinner, family, family life, figure, food, humor, i, inform, life, making, meal, meal planning, once, planning, regret, routine, tonight

• Today, I started a 28-day no-swearing challenge, which I will restart tomorrow.

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  5 months ago

  28-day, 28-day challenge, challenge, daily, daily goal, goal, humor, i, motivation, no-swearing, procrastination, restart, self-improvement, started, today, tomorrow

• So heartbreaking to do laundry and realize you can’t wash the clothes you’re literally wearing right now… you will never have a completely fresh start.

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  5 months ago

  clothes, daily, daily life, fresh, fresh start, heartbreak, humor, laundry, life, literally, never, realize, right, start, wash, washing, wear

• A toddler can do more in one unsupervised minute than most people can do all day.

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  5 months ago

  behavior, chaos, child, child behavior, daily, daily life, day, humor, life, minute, most, people, productivity, toddler, unsupervised, unsupervised minute

• Leaving your house and returning back safely is such an underrated blessing.

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  5 months ago

  back, blessing, daily, daily life, house, humor, leaving, leaving house, life, returning, safely, safety, underrated, underrated blessing

• Do people exist who manage to wash, dry, fold, and put away their laundry in the same day?

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  5 months ago

  away, chore, daily, daily chore, day, dry, exist, fold, humor, laundry, manage, management, people, put, put away, question, same, time, time management, wash

• I can’t wait to open my phone tomorrow and find out what we’re mad about next.

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  5 months ago

  anger, daily, daily life, expectation, frustration, humor, i, life, mad, media, next, open, phone, social, social media, surprise, tomorrow, wait

• The morning routine that takes the longest: finding the will to live.

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  5 months ago

  daily, daily struggle, finding, health, humor, live, longest, mental, mental health, morning, morning routine, motivation, procrastination, routine, struggle, will to live

• Having a job is crazy. When you’re at home, you feel lonely and want to go to work. When you’re at work, you’re exhausted and just want to go home.

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  5 months ago

  contradiction, crazy, daily, daily life, exhausted, exhaustion, feel, feeling, having, home, humor, job, just, life, loneliness, lonely, want, work

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