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Someone from 🇲🇨 has downloaded:

It infuriates me that computer Scrabble doesn’t get mad when I win even though I’m livid when it wins.

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My dog just looked me in the eye and said “no one is gonna believe you”, then took a nap.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has shared:

All dogs are therapy dogs. The majority are just freelancing.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has viewed:

Ask your doctor if it’s right for you to eat oranges and pretend they’re planets and you’re a Greek god.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

Noam Chomsky sounds like the legal name of the very hungry caterpillar.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has bookmarked:

Santa doesn’t check the naughty list anymore, he just checks social media.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has shared:

It is kind of inspiring that I messed up my life without drugs, gambling or a troubled youth. People really can do anything.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has viewed:

Not having a crush is dangerous. What am I supposed to think about? What if I invent something?

Someone from 🇪🇸 has shared:

My greatest joy in life is when a friend reads a book I recommend. My greatest frustration in life is when they don’t read it fast enough.

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If someone asks you why you’re single, just answer with: “Got lucky.”

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Today I started gardening. I planted myself in front of the TV and I sat there the entire day.

Just landed via Twitch:

Sorry I didn’t respond to your message, I got stuck in a cloud while skydiving and lived for 72 days by drinking rain and eating birds that flew too close.

Trending via Threads:

Maybe we should put monkeys in charge for a while just to see how it goes.

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Here’s to a new year of making the same old mistakes, but with far more enthusiasm.

Seen just now on WeChat:

In my experience, bowling and pancakes have the same energy. High hopes at the beginning, lowered self-esteem at the end.

Making waves on Discord:

Is my life this bad because I didn’t forward that email to 15 people back in 2007?

Spotted on Facebook:

I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors.

Trending via Threads:

I love how every website has a “Keep me signed in on this computer” button and it’s just straight up bullshit.

Seen just now on Threads:

My Mom asks why everything is on the floor, like she never heard of gravity.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Mocktails are awesome because they ask the question ‘how much could juice cost?’

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Funny depressing quotes bring a quirky twist to those gloomy moments 🌧️😅, turning sadness into laughter with a dash of dark humor. They’re perfect for when you want to acknowledge life’s struggles but keep the mood light and relatable 💔➡️😂. Ready to embrace the bittersweet and chuckle through the chaos? Let’s dive into the beautifully twisted world of funny depressing quotes! 🎭✨

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Share →: People always tell me I’d be “late to my own funeral” like it’s a bad thing. They’d be lucky if I even showed up to that depressing shit.

Commentary:
"Late to my own funeral? Please, I'd probably stop for coffee on the way! ☕️😂 Who needs to show up to a party they can't enjoy? 🎉💀 #FashionablyLateForever"
6 months ago
Share →: That very depressing moment when you find out the fire alarm that went off at work was just a test.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'excitement vs disappointment' rollercoaster ride at the workplace! 🔥🔕 Don't worry, next time the real fire might bring some action… or maybe just burn the office snacks 🍿🔥 #FalseAlarmBlues"
6 months ago
Share →: Celery is depressing green water wafers.

Commentary:
Ah, celery – the perpetual optimist's glass-half-empty snack! 💧🌿 These slim and crunchy green sticks are like nature's way of reminding us that healthy eating can sometimes feel like a chore. 🥗 But hey, at least they make a great dip vehicle! 😄 #HealthyEating #SnackStruggles
6 months ago
Share →: That depressing moment when you start your car to go to work and it doesn’t explode.

Commentary:
"Talk about a missed opportunity for an action-packed morning! 🚗💥 Guess it's just another day of mundane routine…sigh. #BoringStart #WishfulThinking"
6 months ago
Share →: Some people post such depressing love shit that I start to miss their exes myself!

Commentary:
"Reading their love posts is like a rollercoaster of emotions – you can't help but feel the urge to send condolences to the exes! 🎢😂 #RelationshipDrama"

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Someone from 🇹🇿 has shared:

I’m just going to flip this omelette… Okay, we’re having scrambled eggs.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has downloaded:

If I text you an accordion emoji, it means you better start acting accordingly.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has copied:

Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.’

Someone from 🇮🇷 has bookmarked:

For a guy with no reflection, Dracula’s eyeliner is always flawless.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has downloaded:

Having a blocked nose really makes you appreciate the finer things in life, like breathing normally.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has bookmarked:

An escape room, but it’s a bean bag chair in a hammock on a water bed in a bouncy house and you’re over 40. Good luck!

Someone from 🇸🇲 has viewed:

The dude who invented the autocorrect has died. Restaurant in piece.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has downloaded:

A tip for your next salary negotiation: simply tell your boss “either I get a pay rise or I go out and tell everyone I got one!”

Someone from 🇦🇴 has viewed:

Daylight savings is not enough. You need to be daylight investing.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has bookmarked:

Getting up early would be easier if we could keep our eyes closed.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Facebook:

My main career goal at the moment is to find a big bag of money in the woods.

Just shared via Discord:

Just because your parents planned you doesn’t mean you weren’t a mistake.

Spotted on Instagram:

Don’t ever get excited if your kid likes a new food. They won’t like it tomorrow.

Shared recently on X:

“Is everything okay?” Bro, nothing has been since I turned 12.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this family party started.

Going viral on Telegram:

Why don’t straight men and lesbians hang out like straight women and gays do?

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

If you’re ever intimidated by someone just imagine them opening a Capri Sun.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Once I get my UFO, don’t be asking me for rides.

Just landed via Messenger:

Terrible economy to ask a girl what’s wrong.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

If you’re looking for another bad decision, I’m here.

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