Funny depressing quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: People always tell me I’d be “late to my own funeral” like it’s a bad thing. They’d be lucky if I even showed up to that depressing shit.

  Commentary:
  "Late to my own funeral? Please, I'd probably stop for coffee on the way! ☕️😂 Who needs to show up to a party they can't enjoy? 🎉💀 #FashionablyLateForever"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: That very depressing moment when you find out the fire alarm that went off at work was just a test.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'excitement vs disappointment' rollercoaster ride at the workplace! 🔥🔕 Don't worry, next time the real fire might bring some action… or maybe just burn the office snacks 🍿🔥 #FalseAlarmBlues"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Celery is depressing green water wafers.

  Commentary:
  Ah, celery – the perpetual optimist's glass-half-empty snack! 💧🌿 These slim and crunchy green sticks are like nature's way of reminding us that healthy eating can sometimes feel like a chore. 🥗 But hey, at least they make a great dip vehicle! 😄 #HealthyEating #SnackStruggles

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  5 months ago

  Share →: That depressing moment when you start your car to go to work and it doesn’t explode.

  Commentary:
  "Talk about a missed opportunity for an action-packed morning! 🚗💥 Guess it's just another day of mundane routine…sigh. #BoringStart #WishfulThinking"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Some people post such depressing love shit that I start to miss their exes myself!

  Commentary:
  "Reading their love posts is like a rollercoaster of emotions – you can't help but feel the urge to send condolences to the exes! 🎢😂 #RelationshipDrama"

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