Commentary:
"Late to my own funeral? Please, I'd probably stop for coffee on the way! ☕️😂 Who needs to show up to a party they can't enjoy? 🎉💀 #FashionablyLateForever"
Funny depressing quotes
That very depressing moment when you find out the fire alarm that went off at work was just a test.
Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'excitement vs disappointment' rollercoaster ride at the workplace! 🔥🔕 Don't worry, next time the real fire might bring some action… or maybe just burn the office snacks 🍿🔥 #FalseAlarmBlues"
Celery is depressing green water wafers.
Commentary:
Ah, celery – the perpetual optimist's glass-half-empty snack! 💧🌿 These slim and crunchy green sticks are like nature's way of reminding us that healthy eating can sometimes feel like a chore. 🥗 But hey, at least they make a great dip vehicle! 😄 #HealthyEating #SnackStruggles
That depressing moment when you start your car to go to work and it doesn’t explode.
Commentary:
"Talk about a missed opportunity for an action-packed morning! 🚗💥 Guess it's just another day of mundane routine…sigh. #BoringStart #WishfulThinking"
Some people post such depressing love shit that I start to miss their exes myself!
Commentary:
"Reading their love posts is like a rollercoaster of emotions – you can't help but feel the urge to send condolences to the exes! 🎢😂 #RelationshipDrama"