Funny quotes dollars

13 Funny dollars quotes

I think something’s missing in my life… Like… 2-3 million dollars.

1 month ago

Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say “I know it’s hard, but you’ll be okay. Here’s a coffee and a million dollars.”

2 months ago

My biggest sexual fantasy is someone throwing a million dollars on my naked body and then leaving me alone.

3 months ago

No crypto for me, thanks, at least not until I figure out how dollars work.

3 months ago

Jury duty is a wild concept. Whenever the government wants, they can just be like “Call off work, bestie, we need you to solve a murder. Here’s fifteen dollars.”

3 months ago

I’m currently on a really effective diet called “I only have twenty dollars until payday”.

3 months ago

I don’t know if I’m pregnant or what, but I’ve been craving 3 million dollars so bad.

3 months ago

Having little kids is great because I love spending hundreds of dollars each week to feed my floor and my trash can.

3 months ago

“Girls just want to have fun!” No, I want one million dollars cash.

3 months ago

I don’t need to touch grass, I need to touch one million dollars cash.

3 months ago

Gambling is all about getting something for nothing and spending thousands of dollars trying to do it.

3 months ago

The police sent me a photo radar ticket so I sent them a photo of a hundred dollars, so I guess we’re even.

3 months ago

Why spend like $300 Dollars on a pair of shoes? Do you know how many chicken nuggets you can buy with that money?

3 months ago