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"Well, if 2-3 million dollars is what's missing in your life, I'd say you're just a few zeros away from being truly fulfilled. Who needs inner peace and self-discovery when you can have a yacht and endless shopping sprees, right?"
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- Having little kids is great because I love spending hundreds of dollars each week to feed my floor and my trash can.
- The police sent me a photo radar ticket so I sent them a photo of a hundred dollars, so I guess we’re even.
- “Girls just want to have fun!” No, I want one million dollars cash.
- I’m currently on a really effective diet called “I only have twenty dollars until payday”.
- I don’t need to touch grass, I need to touch one million dollars cash.
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- Having little kids is great because I love spending hundreds of dollars each week to feed my floor and my trash can.
- The police sent me a photo radar ticket so I sent them a photo of a hundred dollars, so I guess we’re even.
- “Girls just want to have fun!” No, I want one million dollars cash.
- I’m currently on a really effective diet called “I only have twenty dollars until payday”.
- I don’t need to touch grass, I need to touch one million dollars cash.
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