23 Funny dollars quotes

• The baddest women come into your life when you have 37 dollars left.

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  4 weeks ago

  dollars, encounter, humor, left, life, money, unexpected, unexpected encounter, woman, women

• “I’m getting tired of everything being 100 dollars and 100 degrees.”

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  4 weeks ago

  being, budget, complaint, cost, dollars, everything, expense, frustration, getting, heat, money, temperature, tired, weather

• I miss whatever age I was when I thought five dollars was a lot of money.

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  4 weeks ago

  age, childhood, childhood memory, dollars, financial, financial perspective, five, i, innocence, lot, memory, miss, money, nostalgia, perspective, thought, whatever, youth

• Remember, guys, it costs zero dollars to be annoying to strangers on the internet.

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  4 weeks ago

  annoyance, annoying, behavior, comedy, cost-free, costs, digital, digital interaction, dollars, guys, humor, interaction, internet, online, online behavior, remember, strangers, zero

• My save-for-later cart on Amazon is up to about $1.5 million dollars.

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  4 weeks ago

  Amazon, cart, dollars, humor, humor quote, million, money, online, online shopping, procrastination, savings, shopping, spending

• I think something’s missing in my life… Like… 2-3 million dollars.

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  4 weeks ago

  aspiration, dollars, dream, humor, joke, life, million, missing, money, wealth

• Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say “I know it’s hard, but you’ll be okay. Here’s a coffee and a million dollars.”

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  1 month ago

  coffee, comfort, dollars, encouragement, hard, hard times, hug, humor, just, million, million dollars, support, thinking, times, want, wishful, wishful thinking

• My biggest sexual fantasy is someone throwing a million dollars on my naked body and then leaving me alone.

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  1 month ago

  alone, body, desire, dollars, fantasy, humor, leaving, me, million, money, naked, sexual, someone, throwing, wealth

• No crypto for me, thanks, at least not until I figure out how dollars work.

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  1 month ago

  confusion, crypto, dollars, figure, finance, humor, i, investment, least, me, money, thanks, work

• Jury duty is a wild concept. Whenever the government wants, they can just be like “Call off work, bestie, we need you to solve a murder. Here’s fifteen dollars.”

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  1 month ago

  call, concept, dollars, duty, government, jury, just, murder, need, solve, wants, whenever, wild, work

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